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Dangerzone 63
Dangerzone 63 will feature the Semi-Finals of the 16 Team Tag Title Tournament.

Here is a look at the current tournament standings.
Qualifying Round
Quarter Finals
Semi-Finals
Finals


















Tag Team Champions
Stratus & Sinsyde
Spaz & N. Fornicate
Stratus & Sinsyde
Law & Order
Kamikaze & Barrett
Law & Order
Stratus & Sinsyde
Thunder & Paramecium
Rain & Lightning
The Thuggas
Rain & Lightning
Thunder & Paramecium
Thunder & Paramecium
Out of This World
Skarekro & Skavenger
Los Compadres
Skarekro & Skavenger
The Crazy Bastards
The Crazy Bastards
The AssassiNation
The Crazy Bastards
Supply & Demand
Stryknieghn & Missy
Lestat & Dweebo
Stryknieghn & Missy
Supply & Demand
The Acronyms
Supply & Demand
*NOTE:  The final match of the tournament will take place at Extravaganza 4.




Narc debuted last week against Army Dude. Narc lost that debut match. As punishment for disappointing the T.W.O. booking committee, Narc was signed to faced Midnight Lightning for the T.W.O. Jobber Championship. As is true with all Jobber Title matches, the person who loses the match is the Jobber Champion.

Of course, Midnight Lightning has been known for his long reign as T.W.O. Jobber Champion. It seemed as though every match he had, he miserably lost. However, tonight was a special night. For it was at Dangerzone 63 that T.W.O. newcomer Narc lost to Midnight Lightning, dethroning the T.W.O. Jobber Champion. Midnight Lightning left ecstatically knowing that he had somehow won his first singles match in months, and Narc left ecstatically knowing that he was now the champion of something.

Winner:  Midnight Lightning


[Backstage]
The T.W.O. Interviewer was talking to Missy Maniac and he told her that he heard from an inside source that Natalya had signed to defend her Women's Championship at Extravaganza 4. But before the interview could get anywhere Nymphous Fornicate and Bad Boy Barrett (the AssassiNation) broke up the interview. Nymphous Fornicate told Missy that he would give her a good luck kiss in the hopes that she would get the Women's Title shot.

Missy told Nympho to leave her the hell alone. But Barrett and Nymphous Fornicate wouldn't take "no" for an answer. Barrett grabbed Missy and attempted to hold her for Nymphous to plant a kiss. Nymphous Fornicate told her he would give her a kiss tonight if it was the last thing he ever did.

Before Nymphous could lock lips, Stryknieghn came in and cold-cocked Nymphous and Barrett. While the AssassiNation lay unconscious on the ground the T.W.O. Interviewer asked Stryknieghn and Missy if they were going out. Stryknieghn said they were just friends and walked away.





It was 2 of the T.W.O.'s best teams squaring off as Skarekro & Skavenger took on the Wrestling Enforcer brothers in Law & Order. Both teams are known for their cheating tactics and it seemed as though both teams were trying their damndest to out cheat the other. In the end, it was the brawling team of Skarekro & Skavenger who came out victorious.

Winners:  Skarekro & Skavenger


[Backstage]
T.W.O. Newcomer Narc was seen running through the backstage area yelling, "I won, I won, he lost, I won, I am the new champion!"




After hitting on Missy Maniac last week, Nymphous Fornicate was warned by Stryknieghn not to mess with her again. After attempting to hit on Missy again this week, Stryknieghn again came to her aid and let Nymphous know that she wasn't interested. This match was signed to further humiliate Nymphous Fornicate.

After several minutes of Fornicate getting his brains beat in by Stryknieghn, Bad Boy Barrett (Nymphous Fornicate's partner in the AssassiNation tag team) came to his aid. Barrett took out the referee and attempted to attack Stryknieghn with a steel chair. Stryknieghn saw it coming, blocked it, and cracked Barrett over the head with the same chair.

From behind, Nymphous Fornicate gave Stryknieghn a low-blow and it appeared as though Nympho now had the upper hand. Missy Maniac ran out from backstage and tackled Nymphous Fornicate. As she head him pinned on the ground she could tell he was starting to enjoy himself so she kicked him the go-nads.

As Stryknieghn started to stand, Barrett came-to and cracked Stryknieghn in the back of the head with the steel chair. He then swung at Missy but she saw it coming, and ducked. Missy grabbed Barrett in a head-lock and bulldogged him to the ground.

As she attended to her fallen friend Stryknieghn, Nymphous Fornicate snuck up behind her, tapped her on the shoulder, and when she turned around, planted a big wet one right on her lips. Missy was in shock as Nymphous Fornicate grabbed his buddy Bad Boy Barrett and the 2 ran off into the back.

Winner:  Inconclusive



[Backstage]
Sinsyde and Stratus were getting for their big main event Semi-Final tournament match tonight when Sinsyde again brought up the story of Allen Vector costing him the HaRdCoRe Championship at our last PPV. Stratus told Sinsyde to let it go. "This is not the time or the place to be worrying about that" Stratus said. He also told Sinsyde that if he keeps letting it bother him it will cost them their Semi-Final match tonight. Stratus said he would very much like to we both World & Tag Team Champions after Extravaganza 4 and if Sinsyde cost him that opportunity he would never forgive him.




Our next match was a Semi-Final Tag Tournament match featuring the T.W.O. Tag Team Champions Supply & Demand (Arabian Pimpman and Crack-Edd) defending their belts against the T.W.O.'s newest duo of Kamikaze & Spaz a.k.a. the Crazy Bastards.

The Crazy Bastards debuted in opening round of the tournament just a couple weeks ago and have destroyed the teams which stood in their way. (look above for the complete brackets) Interestingly enough, both Kamikaze and Spaz have held the T.W.O. Tag Team Champions, but with other partners. Now was their opportunity to win the belts again as the T.W.O.'s best new tag team.

As the match began, fans knew they were seeing something special. These 2 teams have outlasted 6 others in their respective brackets and proven that they are both worthy of going on to the finals (which will be held at Extravaganza 4) unfortunately only one team could advance, with the belts.

Supply & Demand proved to be the toughest challenge for the Crazy Bastards yet. In the end, the energetic, powerful, cohesive team of Kamikaze & Spaz were able to overcome the established duo of Arabian Pimpman and Crack-Edd. Not only would the Crazy Bastards advance in the tournament, but they walked out of Dangerzone 63 as new T.W.O. Tag Team Champions.

Winners:  The Crazy Bastards (Kamikaze & Spaz)



[Backstage]
The T.W.O. Interviewer was talking to T.W.O. CEO and HaRdCoRe Champion about the upcoming Extravaganza 4. He asked Paramecium if any new contract signings had been made for the PPV. Paramecium made a surprising announcement, he said that both 'Cunning' Chris and Natalya "the She-Devil" would have matches at Extravaganza 4. This was big news because both individuals have been with the T.W.O. since it's inception in 1997 but both have not been seen in active competition for several months. Paramecium assured viewers that 'Cunning' Chris and Natalya have both been working backstage and have remained in close contact with the T.W.O. throughout that time. Especially 'Cunning' Chris who was attempting a segue in a TV career.

To see what 'Cunning' Chris and Natalya "the She-Devil" have been up to, visit these links.

Stupid Match of the Day 1
Stupid Match of the Day 2
Stupid Match of the Day 3
Stupid Match of the Day 4
Chris Goes to School



Last week, Superbman had the opportunity to challenge Allen Vector for the T.W.O. Lightheavyweight Championship. This week, Superbman's tag team partner Zygoplath would get the shot. Allen Vector came very focused and prepared, still denying any involvement in a conspiracy at our last pay-per-view.

Zygoplath and Allen Vector started the match with their technical expertise and worked their way into their high-flying repertoire. In the end it was Allen Vector who came out victorious proving once again why he is worthy of the title of T.W.O. Lightheavyweight Champion.

Winner:  Allen Vector



[Backstage]
The T.W.O. Interviewer had the exclusive opportunity to speak with the new T.W.O. Tag Team Champions:  Kamikaze & Spaz, the Crazy Bastards.

T.W.O. Interviewer:  I would like to be the first to congratulate you on your victory at Dangerzone 63 tonight and wish you the best as T.W.O. Tag Team Champions.

Kamikaze:  Thank you. It has been a while since I last held this belt. As you know, I went on to win the World Title and then I had to leave for surgery, but now that I'm back I'm glad that I was able to find a good partner once again to regain the belts with.

Spaz:  I am definitely proud of my choice in Kamikaze as my new partner. I think tonight is proof that he and I are destined for even greater things in the T.W.O. and I can't wait to be in the main event of Extravaganza 4.

T.W.O. Interviewer:  Speaking of main events, tonight's main event will decide who you 2 will be facing at Extravaganza 4. Any opinions one way or the other who should win?

Kamikaze:  It doesn't matter to me, I have a greater history with Scott Thunder and Paramecium but I will defend these belts against anyone.

Spaz:  I actually have a little more history with Sinsyde and would love to defeat him and Stratus at Extravaganza 4 but like Kamikaze it doesn't matter that much to me. Just being in the Extravaganza main event is enough to think about right now.

T.W.O. Interviewer:  We all knew that this tournament would be different than the usual. It was the T.W.O.'s first Tag Title Tournament and it featured 16 teams competing for Title which already belonged to Supply & Demand. How do you 2 feel about the rules of the tournament and the strange stipulation that the Title's would be on the line even though they were not vacant?

Kamikaze:  I think being different is good. The one good thing about the T.W.O. CEO Paramecium is that he isn't afraid to be different, take risks. He likes it when the T.W.O. is the first at something.

Spaz:  I wouldn't be surprised if other wrestling federations attempted to copy this tournament. The T.W.O. has always been the trendsetter, never the follower, so don't be surprised if this isn't the first time you'll ever see a tournament like this. As for my views, I think the tournament brackets worked out well for me and that's all I can hope for.

T.W.O. Interviewer:  We still have a few weeks until Extravaganza 4, our next 2 shows are Dangerzone 64 & 65. What roll will you 2 be playing at those shows? Will you be defending the titles? Will you be taking time off leading up to your big defense at Extravaganza 4?

Kamikaze:  I think I speak for both of us when I say that we hope we will be a major part of the next Dangerzone broadcasts and I am more than willing to defend these belts against all comers.

Spaz:  I completely agree. I think it would be stupid for us to just hide out until the PPV. If the booking committee gives us any choice in the matter, I will definitely vote to remain highly active and defend these belts at any opportunity.




In the nights main event, T.W.O. World Heavyweight Champion Stratus and his partner Sinsyde took on the Icon Scott Thunder and T.W.O. HaRdCoRe Champion Paramecium. Both teams have no love lost for each other as for months they have been feuding with one another. Tonight, they are fighting for the chance to advance to the finals of the 16 team tag title tournament (to be held at Extravaganza 4)

This was a brutal war as tags were ignored and weapons were the norm. In the end, it was Scott Thunder and Paramecium who humiliated Sinsyde with a double-pin.

Winners:  Scott Thunder and Paramecium

Up Next... Dangerzone 64