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T.W.O. Show Results - Dangerzone 67
The show began as the T.W.O. Interviewer brought Sinsyde out to the ring for an exclusive interview. He told Sinsyde that he noticed the man hadn't been performing well since losing the Hell's Faction. Sinsyde became very aggravated and demanded respect from the T.W.O.

Sinsyde said his loss last week was a fluke and had nothing to do with the fact that his Faction has disbanded. Furthermore he said that he would appreciate it if the fans of the T.W.O. would stop harassing him about his treatment of Allen Vector. He said that his attacks on Vector were provoked from Vector's interference a couple months back when he cost Sinsyde the HaRdCoRe Championship. Vector had it coming to him and if Vector ever gets out of the hospital from his last attack, Sinsyde would be more than willing to attack him again.

Just then a crazed individual ran out from the crowd and attacked Sinsyde. Sinsyde was beaten unconscious in the ring as onlookers wondered who this individual was. We the attacker raised his head, cameras were able to get a clear shot of his face, and Sinsyde's attacker was none-other-than Allen Vector's brother Arachnid.

Arachnid quickly ran away following the attack as fans were left wondering what Arachnid was doing back in the T.W.O. and where he had been the last few months.


Our first match of the evening saw T.W.O. newcomer The Druid take on Chiko Bombardez. Chiko mocked Druid before the match calling him a loser and saying that he would never amount to anything in the T.W.O. Then the bell rang and The Druid disposed of Chiko in 13 seconds.

Winner:  The Druid



[Backstage]
Law & Order had a few words to say about their Tag Title Shot last week. They said it was unfair that they were disqualified for outside interference. Wrestling Enforcer stated that Narc is simply part of the group and when Law & Order was given the shot, it was implied that Narc's presence would be allowed.

Enforcer demanded that a rematch take place tonight and that Narc be allowed to offer his services as the third member of Law & Order. The T.W.O. Board of Commissioners must have agreed because the match was announced. Tonight all 3 members of Law & Order will challenge Paramecium & Scott Thunder in a handicapped match for the T.W.O. Tag Team Championships.


Our next match saw former Women's Champion Natalya take on and defeat male wrestler Dweebo. Following the encounter Natalya made a proclamation stating that if she could be a successful crossover wrestler, she would have no problem becoming the champion of both the male and female divisions. She went on to warn Missy Maniac because she would soon come to take back the Women's Championship which she lost at Extravaganza 4.

Winner:  Natalya



[Backstage]
Stryknieghn found one of Skarekro's signature dolls in his locker room. As he picked it up and looked at it more closely, the lights went out and when they turned back on, Stryknieghn was lying unconscious in the ring.


Before 'Cunning' Chris could begin the match to defend the Lightheavyweight Championship against AssassiNation member Nymphous Fornicate, Bad Boy Barrett had an announcement he wanted to make.

Barrett told the audience that from this point forward he would limit his in-ring activities and focus primarily on managing the AssassiNation. Furthermore, he was searching for new members to join this group. The Bad One went on to say that after Nymphous Fornicate brought home the gold tonight, new wrestlers would flock to join the group.

The match began and Nymphous Fornicate took 'Cunning' Chris from pillar to post. But The Cunning One put up a strong fight, showing why he was worthy of the Lightheavyweight Championship. When Barrett attempted to interject himself in the match, 'Cunning' Chris frankensteined him, then Nymphous and pinned both individuals for the victory.

Winner:  'Cunning' Chris



[Backstage]
Kamikaze talked to his former partner Spaz backstage. Kamikaze told him that he did not plan for the group to split up. In fact, he was hoping they could patch their differences and challenge the tag champions for a title match at the upcoming Big Bad Battle PPV. Instead they would be fighting each other tonight instead of continuing their run as one of the best tag teams in the history of backyard wrestling. But if that's the way Spaz wanted it, then that's the way it would be. Tonight Kamikaze promised to give Spaz the match of a lifetime and prove why he was the better of the 2.


Our next match saw Stryknieghn take on the mysterious Skarekro. Beforehand Stryknieghn told Skarekro that it was cute how he had left a doll in Stryknieghn's gym bag. But turning out the lights and attacking him was uncalled for. Stryknieghn told Skarekro that a real man fights face-to-face and that's exactly what the fans would see tonight.

Stryknieghn and Skarekro put on a hell of a match. Both men's determination and skill shown through. However the match was spoiled after Stryknieghn gained the upper hand. Skavenger (Skarekro's tag partner) attacked Stryknieghn from behind and the match ended in a D-Q.

As the referee tried to establish some order Skarekro and Skavenger double-teamed the big man until they had drained all his strength. "That was for thinking you can tell Skarekro what to do," said Skavenger, as both individuals walked into the back.

Winner by DQ:  Stryknieghn



[Backstage]
Superbman encouraged his partner Zygoplath to give his World Title Shot everything he had. Superbman told Zygoplath that this was his opportunity to launch himself to the next level and become the T.W.O.'s first interstellar champion.

The words pumped Zygoplath up and the challenger strutted confidently to the ring.


After winning the No. 1 contention in a match last week, Zygoplath would face Cadavor for the T.W.O. World Heavyweight Championship at Dangerzone 67. Superbman charred on his partner as he watched the match on a monitor backstage. In the ring, Cadavor showed Zygoplath a thing or 2 about what it takes to be a T.W.O. World Heavyweight Champion. In the end, Zygoplath put up a great fight, but lost to the better man.

Winner:  Cadavor



[Backstage]
The T.W.O. Interviewer was able to catch up with Arachnid. Arachnid had attacked Sinsyde earlier in the evening and the T.W.O. Interviewer wanted to find out what Arachnid had been up to for the past couple months.

Arachnid said he had a minor injury and took time off to train but had seen how poorly Sinsyde was treating his little brother and decided it was time to return and teach his old partner Sinsyde a thing or 2 about family.

Just then Sinsyde attacked Arachnid with a steal chair, returning the favor from earlier in the evening. As Sinsyde was beating down Arachnid he never expected what would happen next.

Allen Vector came out of nowhere and spin-kicked Sinsyde right in the back of the head. Sinsyde went down for the count as the brothers united Allen Vector and Arachnid beat him senseless until officials were able to break things up.


This next installment of Trash Talkin' featured former World Heavyweight Champion Stratus. The Trash Talkin' segment is hosted by the Trash Wrassla's Jim Bob and Billy Bob.

Stratus complained about his number 1 contention match last week saying he'd never heard of anyone losing a contention match by disqualification before. Jim Bob told Stratus he needs to learn to control his anger if he is ever going to get another World Title Shot.

Stratus said the reason he can't get a Title shot is because the T.W.O. management has it out for him. Stratus said he was purposely signed for the Triangle World Title Match at Extravaganza 4 because Paramecium and Scott Thunder were setting him up. There was no way he was going to win the match.

Billy Bob mentioned that Stratus still could have won the Extravaganza match had he kept his head on straight. Stratus became more enraged by the comments of the Trash Wrassla's as he demanded these new wrestlers stop giving him advise on how to manage his career.

The Trash Wrassla's then read a letter given to them addressed from the T.W.O. Board of Commissioners. It stated that if Stratus wanted a chance to regain the World Heavyweight Championship he would have to enter the Big Bad Battle Match at our next PPV. The winner of this 20 man battle royal would be awarded a shot at World Heavyweight Champion Cadavor in the night's main event.

Stratus said that if this was his only opportunity to win back his Championship then so be it. However, if the T.W.O. Board of Commissioners or the T.W.O. CEO expected him to wrestle at one of the upcoming Dangerzone's, they've got another thing coming. Stratus will not waste any energy until the Big Bad Battle PPV, and that night he will regain what is rightfully his.


Kamikaze and Spaz recently formed one of the best Tag Teams in recent memory. Collectively they were known as the Crazy Bastards and in their first match together they proved they were a force to be reckoned with. Within a couple of weeks they had gained the T.W.O. Tag Team Championships and had established themselves at the top of the T.W.O. Following their loss at Extravaganza 4, these former Champions refused to work together any longer. Tonight they would settle their differences at Dangerzone 67.

Both Kamikaze and Spaz claimed to be the backbone of the Crazy Bastards tag team and claimed the other was the weak link. Tonight we would find out which was right. Kamikaze started off strong because of his size advantage but as the match wore on the playing field evened out.

Kamikaze began to tire as Spaz continued to fight with everything he had. Weapons were introduced and the referee let everything go. This match turned into a brawl as both wrestlers fought throughout the backyard. Fans and bystanders ran for their lives as Kamikaze and Spaz tore through the arena, using anything they could find to smash over the other persons head.

After a long and brutal battle, the match began to draw toward a close. With one last draw of energy, Kamikaze grabbed Spaz and attempted to throw him into the air for the Kamikaze dive. Spaz countered the move kicking Kamikaze in the face and then delivering the Spychodriver. Spaz rolled over the large Kamikaze for the pin and the win.

Winner:  Spaz



[Backstage]
Dellico D.M.S. caught up to Allen Vector backstage and congratulated him on his return. Dellico also apologized to Vector. Dellico attempted to defend the Lightheavyweight Championship until Vector's return but had lost the belt to 'Cunning' Chris. Dellico even attempted to convince Chris to give the belt back but he refused.

Dellico had done everything he could to right the wrong set by Sinsyde but he failed. Vector told Dellico that he appreciated what DMS had done and that he didn't blame him for anything. "In fact,"  Vector said, "I don't even want that belt anymore. I have bigger fish to fry now." A relieved Dellico thanked Allen Vector for being such an inspiration and wished him the best in his ongoing feud with Sinsyde.


In the night's main event Paramecium & Scott Thunder "The Main Event" of the T.W.O. and Tag Team Champions defended their belts against Law & Order in a 3-on-2 handicapped match.

In the end, The Main Event proved why they are the best tag team in the T.W.O. when they laid waste to their 3 opponents.

Winners:  Paramecium & Scott Thunder


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