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Our guest on today's episode of Trash Talkin' is a former Lightheavyweight Champion, two time Tag Team Champion, and currently competing in the T.W.O.'s Heavyweight Division. His name is Spaz, and just last week at Master of the Mat '03 he defeated Paramecium in a Disgruntled Employee Match.
Jim Bob: Well, heller thar Spaz. We welcumz ya' to Traysh Tawkin'
Spaz: Thank you Billy Bob, I'm glad to be here.
Jim Bob: Ah'm Jim Bob, that's Billy Bob!
Spaz: Sorry, my mistake. Anyway I'm glad to be on the show today because I'd like to talk about my win over Paramecium last week. I think it cements my possition in the Heavyweight division and proves that I am a contender for the World Heavyweight Championship.
Billy Bob: Gee, thaught beez nice. But I'z wundern whozin' that thar pertty lady?
Spaz: This is my valet Sugar Kooky.
Billy Bob: Howdy mam', wezin' glad yar could come on out har today.
Sugar Kooky: I'm happy to be here. In fact, I came today, not only to support Spaz as his valet but also offer the T.W.O. Board of Commissioners my services as a female competitor. It's been a while since I've competed in the ring with another female but I'm ready to kick some ass at the first available opportunity.
Spaz: Speaking of kicking ass, did you see her crack Paramecium over the head at Master of the Mat? She knocked him into next tuesday, and she'd do it again.
Jim Bob: She's one tough Kooky, that's fer sure.
Billy Bob: That beeze all the tom weeze havin' fer taday! Be sher and jern us next week, on Traysh Tawkin'.
Spaz: That's it? we didn't even get to talk about my career.
Jim Bob: Serry, but the Board they cut our tom dorn teeday causin' they need to awerd the belt ta Stryknahn lata.'
Billy Bob: Yeah baws. Dat's the war the Kooky crumbles I reckin'.
Spaz: This was a waste of time. Let's get out of here Sugar.
Sugar Kooky: Good, I couldn't understand what these hicks were sayin' anyway.