Army Dude  vs.  N. Fornicate	After their tag team victory last week, Korpral convinced Army Dude to face Nymphous Fornicate in a rematch from a couple weeks back. Outside the ring, Korpral kept Bad Boy Barrett in check while The Dude took care of business in the ring. Winner:  Army Dude
[Backstage] Female competitor Sugar Kooky cut a promo where she badmouthed newcomer Tsunami. Sugar Kooky said that she was supposed to fight Tsunami tonight but Tsunami has not yet arrived. Sugar Kooky said Tsunami wasn't going to show because she was yellow.
Zombie & The Druid  vs. Skarekro & Skavenger	Expanding their horizons after last week's victory, Zombie & The Druid decided to challenge another team, Skarekro & Skavenger tonight. Unfortunately, Superbman & Zygoplath had not gotten over their loss last week and decided to use their presence tonight to distract the tag team hopefuls. Winners:  Skarekro & Skavenger
[Backstage] T.W.O. officials were heard saying that Tsunami's car was in the parking lot but nobody knew where she was and the match was next. Ginger was seen walking out of her dressing room and was asked if she knew where Tsunami was. Ginger said "no" but if Sugar Kooky was looking for a replacement opponent, Ginger was her woman.
Ginger  vs.  Sugar Kooky	Because Tsunami did not show for her match tonight, Ginger was allowed to take her place, taking on female competitor Sugar Kooky. Though Ginger came out victorious in this women's match, fans couldn't help but wonder where Tsunami was. Winner:  Ginger
The Main Event is hosted by T.W.O. CEO Paramecium and President Scott Thunder. This week's guest is Arachnid. Brother of HaRdCoRe Champion Allen Vector, who fought Vector at the recent Redemption PPV and was injured during the match. Arachnid told Paramecium and Thunder that, according to doctor's reports, he is recovering from a dislocated jaw, concussion, and spinal trauma. Though he is expected to make a full recovery from all his injuries, doctors have advised him to spend at least 90 days away from the sport. Paramecium & Thunder then took a look back at the footage from the match to assess how these injuries took place. According to Arachnid, the concussion and spinal trauma came when Vector attempted to suplex him onto a ladder. Arachnid's lower back struck the ladder, knocking it over, and the majority of his weight then came crashing down on the back of his head. Arachnid's dislocated jaw came later in the match. After Vector had slammed Arachnid onto a makeshift table, Vector proceeded to jump off a chair and come crashing down on Arachnid's chest. Vector's momentum caused him to bounce off Arachnid's chest and come crashing into his jaw. Surprisingly, Arachnid did not lose any teeth. Needless to say, Vector won the match and retained the HaRdCoRe Championship, while his brother Arachnid received medical attention. According to Arachnid, this match caused him a great amount of physical and emotional stress. Paramecium & Thunder then surprised Arachnid by bringing out HaRdCoRe Champion Allen Vector. Vector apologized to his brother Arachnid, saying that he didn't mean to injure him in the match, he was only trying to win. But Arachnid would not accept Vector's apology. Vector:  What do I have to do to make it up to you? Arachnid:  If you really want to make it up to me, grant me a title shot. Vector:  But I can't do that. You aren't medically cleared to wrestle. Arachnid:  I'm not asking for a title shot for me. I'm asking for my protege'. Vector:  Your what? Arachnid:  There is someone I've been pruning to defeat you for the HaRdCoRe Championship and I am asking that you give him a title shot. Seeing him kick your ass and take that title away, will partially compensate me for the suffering you've caused. Allen Vector was in shock and didn't say a word. Paramecium & Thunder, interested to see who this protege' was, asked Arachnid to bring him out to the ring. Arachnid's protege' turned out to be none other than John Cynic. Arachnid:  So... "brother," does he get the title shot or not. Still stunned, Allen Vector just sat in his chair trying to comprehend what was going on. Paramecium asked Arachnid when he thought Cynic should get the shot, and Arachnid said, "as soon as possible. Maybe tonight." Paramecium, on the other hand, didn't think that Vector was properly prepared to defend the title tonight and said that if Vector did grant the title shot, he would have to do so when he is ready. Scott Thunder then turned to Allen Vector and asked, "forget about your brother stabbing you in the back. I'm asking you as President of the T.W.O. will you, sometime in the near future, be willing to put your title up against John Cynic?" But still Allen Vector would not respond. Instead, he stood up, dropped his HaRdCoRe Championship on the mat and walked off. Arachnid:  Where are you going brother? Aren't you going to be a man and defend your belt like a true HaRdCoRe Champion would? John Cynic:  Hey Vector, I think your forgot something! Are you leaving without your belt? As Vector walked into the backstage area our resident T.W.O. Interviewer tried to get a word with the HaRdCoRe Champion, "where are you going?" But still Vector would not answer any questions. He walked right through the backstage area, got into his car, and drove off. Back in the ring, Arachnid, John Cynic, Paramecium & Scott Thunder watched the television monitor as Vector drove off. Arachnid:  Do you know what this means John? John Cynic:  No. What? Arachnid:  This means that you are now the HaRdCoRe Champion by forfeit. Paramecium:  Guys. I don't think that's what it means. But Arachnid and John Cynic were so happy, that Arachnid hoisted up the HaRdCoRe Championship belt and placed it on John Cynic's shoulder. John Cynic:  Let's celebrate! Arachnid:  There will be wine in my dressing room in a half hour if anyone is interested.
Tag Team Championships Supply & Demand vs. The Trash Wrassla's	Supply & Demand have become immensely popular with fans while the red-necked Trash Wrassla's are fiercely hated. The match was back-and-forth for several minutes and viewers were on their feet with anticipation until Law & Order interfered and cost our fan favorites the match. Afterward, it was decided that the only way to settle the score would be to put these rivals in the ring next week. Winners:  The Trash Wrassla's
[Backstage] Ginger entered her dark dressing room and turned on the light to reveal that Tsunami had been tied up and gagged. "I wish you could have seen me tonight bitch!" Ginger said, "now that I've removed you from the picture, I can return to the spotlight and challenge Missy Maniac for the Women's Championship again." Suddenly, Tsunami burst out of her restraints and proceeded to whoop the living daylights out of an unsuspecting Ginger. "If'a you want'a match mit Tsunami, you gott'a match mit Tsunami," she said, "I wiw see you next leek, beatch!"
World Heavyweight Championship Spaz  vs.  Stryknieghn w/ guest referee Scott Thunder	Following their classic bout a few weeks back at Redemption '03, Spaz & Stryknieghn stepped in the ring again, this time with guest referee Scott Thunder. When Spaz became infuriated with Thunder, the 2 began fighting, allowing Stryknieghn to gain the upperhand, hoisting Spaz high in the air for a powerbomb through the table for the victory. Winner:  Stryknieghn
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