As 'Cunning' Chris proudly walked through the hall, holding his coveted Lightheavyweight Championship, he was approached by Women's Champion Missy Maniac.
Missy: It feels good to be the Champ doesn't it.
Chris: You know it.
Missy: And how long have you held that belt now?
Chris: As long as you've held the Women's Title. Since Extravaganza 4.
Missy: And just think. In the past year and a half, you've defeated every Lightheavyweight contender in the T.W.O. and I've defeated every female in the T.W.O.
Chris: You're right. I never realized that we were in such a similar situation.
Missy: Say, wouldn't it be a great match if you could defend your belt against somebody you've never faced before?
Chris: That's impossible. Like you said, I've defeated everyone in the division.
Missy: Maybe officially. But technically there's someone who qualifies as a Lightheavyweight who's never challenged you for the belt.
Missy: Yes me, silly. Wouldn't that be a great match. The best Lightheavyweight Champion ever vs. the best Women's Champion ever?
Chris: I don't know--
Missy: What's the matter? Afraid you might lose to a girl?
Chris: No, that's not it--
Missy: Then it's settled. You and me at Extravaganza 5. Enjoy the belt. This may be your last week as Champion.
And so yet another match has been made:
'Cunning' Chris vs. Missy Maniac
And finally, the Dangerzone 100! Main Event
Team Dangerzone vs. Team ICON TV
Zombie, Lestat, Lazaroth, Kamikaze, Rain vs.
Stratus, Hades, Sinsyde, Raging Randy, Korpral
In what can only be described as the biggest tag match in the history of the T.W.O. 5 Dangerzone Superstars and 5 ICON TV Superstars stepped in the ring. Luckily there were about 4 referee's available to count the pins. As things went nuts, it was hard to keep track of the eliminations but here they are:
Lestat eliminated Randy.
Sinsyde eliminated Zombie.
Hades eliminated Rain.
Stratus got distracted because Hades chokeslammed his brother Rain...
So Lestat & Kamikaze eliminated Stratus.
Hades & Sinsyde eliminated Kamikaze.
Lazaroth eliminated Korpral.
Hades & Lazaroth eliminated Lestat.
Lazaroth eliminated Sinsyde.
So it was down to former Dominion partners Lazaroth & Hades. The fans were on their feet as they cheered for their favorite brand. It looked as though the confrontation between Lazaroth and Hades would decide which brand's team was better, unfortunately this did not happen.
All the men who were eliminated, returned to the ring along with several other Superstars and a brawl ensued that was bigger than any other fight we have ever seen. Almost bigger than the Iraq war! But not as one-sided. The officials could not contain the action, as wrestlers spilled out into the crowd and even over the fence into adjacent yards.
Then with the sound of his voice, everyone froze.
Paramecium had come out from the back and standing next to him was his Tag Team Championship partner and bitter rival Scott Thunder.
Paramecium: As Thunder and I were celebrating our Tag Title victory backstage, we sat down together for the first time in weeks and discussed the matches that would take place at Extravaganza 5. We have decided on 13 matches and as you know each match will feature a Dangerzone brand Superstar and an ICON TV brand Superstar. At the end of the 13 matches, we will count the total pinfalls for both brands and the brand with the most victories will be declared the best! We all know the main event will feature me and Thunder. And we know that earlier tonight a few more matches were signed. They are:
Ceiling Tile/Restraint Match
Wrestling Enforcer vs. P.A.B.
The Druid vs. Cadavor
Spaz vs. Novice
Arachnid vs. Natas & Blaze
'Cunning' Chris vs. Missy Maniac
Paramecium: As you can see, these are only six matches. So Thunder and I quickly decided on 7 more. They are as follows:
Rain vs. Raging Randy
Stratus vs. Lestat
Zombie vs. Korpral
Sinsyde vs. Kamikaze
Narc vs. "Mystery Opponent"
Lazaroth vs. Hades
Paramecium: And because Allen Vector has successfully defended the HaRdCoRe Championship against all possible challengers. Thunder and I have each picked 3 names from our respective brands to challenge Vector in the first ever HaRdCoRe War! A seven person elimination match including:
Mr. Malicious, Zombie, & Spaz
(From ICON TV)
John Cynic, Korpral, & Stryknieghn
The wrestlers were so excited about Extravaganza 5 that they forgot they were fighting and T.W.O. officials were able to chorale them all backstage.
As they were heading backstage, Paramecium turned to Thunder and said, "I'll see you at Extravaganza 5. May the best brand win!"