Dangerzone 51
After retaining their respective Titles at Redemption 2002 has T.W.O. World Champion Paramecium and T.W.O. HaRdCoRe Champion Scott Thunder put their differences aside to become a Tag Team once again?
And what will the Hell's Faction do now that Spaz has revealed his true colors and rejoined the group? Do Sinsyde, Draco, Nymphous Fornicate and Spaz hold the key to taking down the T.W.O. once and for all? And what has become of Sugar Kooky?
Learn the answers to these and other questions at Dangerzone 51.
[Let the show begin]
T.W.O. Camera's turned on for Dangerzone 51 as the music of Bad Boy Barrett played throughout the backyard. Barrett (formerly known as Triple B) came out to the ring area and grabbed a microphone.
Barrett: As one of the original members of the T.W.O. from 1997, I demand some respect around here. Hell, I'm a former Lightheavyweight Champion, HaRdCoRe Champion and Tag Team Champion and everyone backstage treats me like crap. Many days I've come to the T.W.O. Arena only to be told that I don't have a match. Today I came here hoping to wrestler and again I've been told that my services are not needed! I refuse to come out here for nothing! Other guys a lot less talented and a lot less experienced are getting matches at every show, while I'm left backstage like a chump! I refuse to believe that there is nobody back there who is willing to fight me so I'm making an open challenge! Any T.W.O. Superstar who has the &@##$, get out here and give me a match!
Stryknieghn's music blared over the sound system as Bad Boy Barrett jumped about 3 feet off the ground. He didn't expect someone like Stryknieghn to answer the call. A referee came out to the ring and the first match of the evening began.
The more experienced Bad Boy Barrett put forth a worthy effort against the bigger and more powerful Stryknieghn, but in the end, the big man came out the victor.
Winner: Stryknieghn
[Backstage]
T.W.O. Interviewer: Everyone backstage and everyone watching today are anxiously awaiting the arrival of either Paramecium or Scott Thunder. It has come to my attention that both competitors will be here tonight but it is uncertain whether or not they will be arriving together.
It was at our last Pay Per View, Redemption 2002 when Paramecium & Spaz were taking on Sinsyde & Draco with the World Heavyweight, Lightheavyweight and Tag Team Championships on the line on one epic matchup. Paramecium's tag team partner Spaz turned on him, revealing himself to still be a Hell's Faction member. Just then Paramecium's long time rival Scott Thunder was seen standing at the base of the Tree where the World Title was hung.
Paramecium ran right by Scott Thunder and began climbing the Tree as onlookers stood in shock. Hell's Faction members began running after Paramecium but to everyone's surprise Scott Thunder fought them off.
Paramecium grabbed hold of the belt and jumped from the top of the tree, crashing down on the boxes bellow. For a couple short moments Paramecium lay motionless on the ground as onlookers gasped for breath.
In the end Paramecium had the retained the World Heavyweight Championship with the help of his sworn enemy Scott Thunder. Everyone wondered why Scott Thunder had interjected himself to help Paramecium. Was is mutual respect? His hatred toward the Hell's Faction? Or had these 2 rivals put their past differences aside and reform possibly the greatest tag team in the history of the T.W.O. (circa 1999)?
T.W.O. Interviewer: We have yet to discover the answers to this and other questions following the close of the historic Redemption 2002 Pay Per View but we hope to find the answers tonight. We will keep you posted on any developments and if Paramecium and/or Scott Thunder do show up tonight we will get all the exclusive details. Now let's head back out to the ring for some tag team action!
[In the Ring]
Hell's Faction members Draco and Nymphous Fornicate came out to the ring to face The Thuggas - Blaze and Natas. It appeared as though Draco was not himself and did not want to compete in this tag team match, therefor Nymphous Fornicate did most of the work in the ring.
Both Natas & Blaze were working well as a team and seemed to have stepped up their act after their loss at Redemption 2002. T.W.O. commentators Chuckie Dee and Mr. Czasak mentioned that the Tag Team scene in the T.W.O. had been heating up as of late and would prove for some very interesting Championship duos in the near future.
Just as a tired Blaze tagged Natas in, 2 wrestlers made their way into the ring from an adjacent backyard. It turned out to be Arabian Pimpman and Crack-Edd, the team known as Supply & Demand. Pimpman and Crack-Edd clearly had one objective in mind and that was to attack the Hell's Faction members Draco & Nymphous Fornicate.
When Draco and Fornicate realized that they were being attacked 4 on 2 they decided to hightail it out of the ring.
The referee awarded the count out victory to The Thuggas - Natas & Blaze.
Supply & Demand - Arabian Pimpman and Crack-Edd grabbed a microphone and had this to say.
Pimpman: Hell's Faction, we know you have my hoe Sugar Kooky. You've taken her hostage and hidden her somewhere. I tried to go to the cops but they didn't know what to do. I tried to go to the T.W.O. CEO Paramecium and all he could tell me to do was take the law into my own hands, so that's exactly what I'm going to do. I'm assuming that Sugar Kooky is still alive somewhere and being held against her will! Until I find her or you hand her over, Crack-Edd and I will make your lives a living HELL!!!
Crack-Edd: We know Hell may not sound like much a punishment to you, but believe me, we will give you a whole new perception of Hell, after we drag you through each of Hell's nine levels and back again! This is your last chance Hell's Faction! Hand over Sugar Kooky now and you'll get away with just a severe ass whoopin', if not, we will stop at nothing to destroy each and every one of you!
[Backstage]
Draco and Nymphous fornicate ran into the Hell's Faction dressing room where they find Sinsyde and Spaz.
Draco: Why didn't you guys come to our rescue out there?
Sinsyde: Are you questioning me? Are you talking back to me?
Draco: All I want to know is, what is going on with you and Spaz? You guys are too good to help out me and Nymphous Fornicate when we need some backup? You can't be bothered to help us but we're supposed to jump when there's something you need our help with!
Spaz: Don't start talking like that! Arachnid may not have stayed true to the Faction but one day he will get his! Don't start acting like him and forgetting about what's really important here... teamwork!
Draco: Speaking of teamwork, when where the 2 of you going to tell me about the plan for Spaz to deceive Paramecium and help us at the Pay Per View? Nice teamwork there guys, I'm out there busting my ass thinking Spaz had really left the group and no one bothered to let me in on the secret plan! What kind of teamwork was that?
Sinsyde: Telling anyone could have jeopardized the mission! Spaz' true allegiance was information only for those on a need-to-know basis!
Draco: And who is part of the need-to-know basis? Was Nymphous Fornicate in on this plot?
Nymphous Fornicate: Don't bring me into this, I may be a new member but I'm more Hell's Faction than you'll ever be!
Draco: So you were in on this! It looks like I was the only one out of the loop here!
Sinsyde: Will you stop thinking about yourself and start thinking about the good of the group! Spaz and I couldn't risk getting hurt helping you guys in a street-fight! We need to stay at 100% for our Tag Title defense tonight against Lestat & Santino!
Draco: Your Title defense? I'm a Tag Title holder too, I was your partner when we regained those Tag Belts at Dangerzone 50!
Sinsyde: True, but Spaz is the one who grabbed the belts out the Tree during our match at Redemption 2002.
Draco: Hold on a minute! Are you saying that because Spaz helped win the Tag Belts at the Pay Per View that he is taking my place by your side as Tag Team Champion?
Sinsyde: The Tag Team Championships belong to all of us. It just happens that Spaz and I will be the 2 members of Hell's Faction defending the Belts tonight!
Draco: That's a load of crap! First you don't tell me about the secret plan, then you have Spaz grab the Belts and take my place as Tag Champion and now you can't even help me out when I'm being beaten down by 4 other guys! It looks to me like you don't need or want me in this group anymore!
Nymphous Fornicate: Watch it Draco, don't do anything drastic here!
Draco: Shove it Fornicate!
Draco pushed his way passed Nymphous Fornicate and outside the Hell's Faction lockeroom. Camera's followed him as he headed toward his car. All of a sudden Arabian Pimpman and Crack-Edd (Supply & Demand) bolted out from behind a parked car and attacked Draco beating him into a bloody mess.
Then the sound of a car horn was heard. Pimpman looked up to see Nymphous Fornicate driving a car with Sugar Kooky tied up in the back seat.
Nymphous Fornicate: Say goodbye to your girlfriend Pimpman! This is the last you will be seeing of her in a long time!!!
Then Nymphous Fornicate speeded away. Crack-Edd reached into Draco's pocket and pulled out his car keys. Pimpman and Crack-Edd then jumped into Draco's car and took off after Nymphous Fornicate!
[In the Ring]
A new T.W.O. Superstar made his way out to the ring and was announced as Dweebo.
T.W.O. Interviewer: Dweebo, this is your T.W.O. debut, what do you have to say before this big matchup?
Dweebo: I would just like to thank the fans, the management, my mother, my agent, the scriptwriters, the camera crew, the referee--
Before Dweebo could finish his long list of thank you's, his opponent came running out to the ring and started laying into him. The bell was rung and the match began.
The T.W.O. veteran showed Dweebo what it meant to be a part of the T.W.O. as he attacked Dweebo with everything he had. The match didn't last long as within a minute Arachnid had Dweebo pinned for the 1-2-3.
Winner: Arachnid
After such a one-sided debut, the T.W.O. Interviewer went in to get some comments.
T.W.O. Interviewer: Dweebo, tonight you made your debut and lost very quickly to the very skilled and very brutal Arachnid. What do you have to say for yourself?
Dweebo: Arachnid is one of the better wrestlers in the T.W.O. and it was an honor to have gotten my ass kicked by him. I would like to thank God, Allah, Buddha, Jesus, Wakantanka, Zeus, and all the other deities for without whom none of this would be possible. I would also like to thank the doctors who will be working on me shortly. I may be losing consciousness soon and may not have a chance to thank them myself, so if you would show them this tape I would greatly appreciate it. I would also like to thank my inspiration, the great --
T.W.O. Interviewer: I'm sorry but that's all the time we have right now. Thank you, and good luck with the arm, it doesn't look too good.
Dweebo: Thank YOU interviewer for talking to me, I don't have many friends and I really appreciate --
T.W.O. Interviewer: Shut up.
[Backstage]
Stratus is seen arriving at the arena, when Army Dude walks up behind Stratus and smacks him on the ass.
Army Dude: Good match at the Pay Per View big guy!
Stratus: What the %$#*?
Army Dude: No need to get huffy, just congratulating you on a job well done.
Stratus: Who said you could smack my ass?
Army Dude: I'm just treating you like one of the guys, like real athletes do.
Stratus: Listen here and listen good! No guy is allowed to touch my ass!
Army Dude: Sorry Big Boy, I didn't mean to offend, no need to cry about it!
Stratus: Who's crying?
Army Dude: Not you of course. Want a tissue?
Stratus: Want an ass kicking?
Army Dude: Good grief!
And so the match was signed for tonight.
[Also Backstage]
The T.W.O. Interviewer got a chance to speak with Superbman who was shot at Dangerzone 50 during a Gun in the Tree Match.
T.W.O. Interviewer: Superbman, it was at Dangerzone 50 that you were fighting Wrestling Enforcer and Army Dude in a Triangle Gun in the Tree Match and in that match you inadvertently shot yourself with the gun and cost yourself the match. Are you in good enough health to return to active competition tonight, barely a month since being shot.
Superbman: Listen my young man, as I've stated before I have Superbhuman powers. One of those powers being the power of really fast healing. That is why within a month I was able to completely recover from the gunshot wound. And tonight I will fight the other man from that Triangle Match and prove that I am the most Superb wrestler in the World.
[In the Ring]
Army Dude was introduced first and came out to the ring with his new favorite weapon, the plunger.
Stratus was introduced next and told Army Dude to use any weapon he could because no weapon would be enough to take out Stratus.
Stratus walked into the ring and within seconds Army Dude was hammering Stratus with a barrage of weapons. Army Dude had Stratus wheeling. Stratus quickly grabbed a chair from ringside but the referee took it away from the big man. "You told Army Dude he could use any weapon he wished but you will still be disqualified if you try to use an illegal object," the referee told Stratus.
While Stratus was distracted, Army Dude clobbered the big man from behind with a chair of his own. Stratus fell forward but quickly gained a second wind. Army Dude charged toward Stratus but the big man saw him coming. Stratus grabbed Army Dude, flipped the Dude up on his shoulders and dropped him down in the S-5.
Stratus covered The Dude for the 1-2-3.
Winner: Stratus
[Backstage]
Lestat and Santino prepare for their upcoming Tag Team Title Shot.
Interviewer: Guys, tonight you will be facing Sinsyde and Spaz for the T.W.O. Tag Team Championships. It was at our last Dangerzone before the Redemption PPV that you were cheated out of those belts by the Hell's Faction. What is your game plan tonight and how will you avenge your title loss from Dangerzone 50?
Lestat: Santino and I went into Dangerzone 50 expecting to face 2 men, Sinsyde and Draco. Instead, everybody and their uncle interfered in that match and somehow Santino was pinned. I don't blame anybody for our loss of the Tag Team Championships but I hope that tonight we can have a clean match and the T.W.O. officials will be out there to maintain order.
Santino: I don't know who took me out at Dangerzone 50 but I had my eyes on Sinsyde and Draco the entire time. Either Nymphous Fornicate or someone else was able to sneak up and clock me from behind. I guarantee I will not allow that to happen again. And from what I've heard, Draco is injured and Nymphous Fornicate has left the arena. Therefore there will be nobody here to help Sinsyde and Spaz cheat their way to victory.
[In the Ring]
Wrestling Enforcer attempted to bring his gun to ringside but was warned by the referee not to use it. Then Superbman's music played, and all eyes were looking toward the entrance for his arrival.
After about a minute or so people began to realize that Superbman was not coming out of the entrance. "Where could he be?" They wondered.
Finally a sound like a thunderbolt was heard from the sky and as everyone looked up to the heavens, Superbman dropped down from above, right on to Wrestling Enforcer. Enforcer was knocked out cold as Superbman covered him for the pin.
Winner: Superbman
As Superbman exited the backyard arena people wondered how Superbman had made such a superb-entrance. Did he drop out of the tree? Did he jump from the telephone pole? Did he skydive out of a plane? Or did he fly in from the North Pole? Nobody seemed to know the answer.
[Backstage - Kamikaze]
The T.W.O. Interviewer was able to grab an exclusive interview with Kamikaze.
T.W.O. Interviewer: Kamikaze, you came back against doctors orders to face Paramecium for the T.W.O. World Heavyweight Championship at Dangerzone 50. In that match you were unsuccessful at regaining the World Heavyweight Title. Sources are now saying that you will be released by doctors to make your official return at Dangerzone 52. Is this true and what do you plan on doing in the T.W.O. at that time?
Kamikaze: I plan on doing what I always have done and will continue to do, and that is to kick ass. For now I plan on putting off my plans at regaining the World Heavyweight Title and instead what I would like to do is go after the 1 major Championship that I have yet to win in the T.W.O. and that is the T.W.O. HaRdCoRe Championship.
T.W.O. Interviewer: That Title is currently held by Mr. Scott Thunder. Do you think you have what it takes to dethrone him for the belt?
Kamikaze: Assuming he is even will to grant me a Title shot, I believe I know enough about his wrestling stile and have had enough experience with him in the ring that I could be a worthy opponent for the HaRdCoRe Championship.
T.W.O. Interviewer: You've held the World Title once and the Tag Team Belts twice, do you see yourself wrestling for any of these belts in the future?
Kamikaze: I see myself wrestling for those belts in the future and I'm sure I will win them again, but right now I've focused myself on winning the HaRdCoRe Championship because it is the only major belt I have yet to win. As of right now, Scott Thunder is the only Triple Crown winner in the T.W.O. having won the World, Tag Team, and HaRdCoRe Championships. Once I win the HaRdCoRe Championship I too will be a Triple Crown winner, and I will leave my legacy on the T.W.O.
[The T.W.O. Tag Team Championship Match - Main Event]
Lestat & Santino came ready to reclaim the T.W.O. Tag Team Championships. Lestat (former 2-time Tag Team Champion) and Santino (1-time Tag Team Champion) were ready to exact revenge on the Hell's Faction for costing them the straps at Dangerzone 50.
Hell's Faction member Draco was reportedly in the hospital receiving medical attention due to his attack earlier in the evening and Nymphous Fornicate was out somewhere trying to get away from Arabian Pimpman and Crack-Edd. It looked as thought Sinsyde and Spaz would have to defend the Tag Belts without the benefit of outside interference.
The main event Tag Team Championship Match began and fans were on their feet. The match started off with fast paced action and quick tags as both teams are very experienced in the Tag Team division and know how to conduct themselves.
Lestat and Santino began to gain the upper hand and it looked as though they could regain the Tag Team Titles, as Lestat covered Sinsyde for a pinfall.
Just then Nymphous Fornicate ran out to ring looking for the aid of Sinsyde and Spaz. Following immediately behind were Arabian Pimpman and Crack-Edd in hot pursuit. Spaz (who was outside the ring) ran in to help his Hell's Faction partners Sinsyde and Nymphous Fornicate even though he wasn't tagged. Santino (also on the outside of the ring) ran in as well to prevent Spaz from attacking Lestat. Nymphous Fornicate tried to hide behind the referee but it didn't help as Arabian Pimpman and Crack-Edd (Supply & Demand) threw the referee to the side and began laying into Nymphous Fornicate.
Lestat, Sinsyde, Santino, and Spaz went at it in the ring, while Pimpman, Crack-Edd and Nympho spilled to the outside. The referee attempted to separate the participants as other referees came running out to the ring. Obviously order could not be restored and T.W.O. head official Mr. Joyner ruled that match a No-Contest.
When Lestat and Santino heard the ruling they were anything but pleased. Officials were able to pull Pimpman and Crack-Edd off Nymphous Fornicate, and the Hell's Faction (Sinsyde, Spaz & Fornicate) grabbed their Tag Belts and headed off to the back.
In the ring Lestat and Santino were obviously displeased with the interference of Pimpman and Crack-Edd and both Tag Teams almost came to blows. Luckily officials were able to maintain order.
Just as people were clearing out of the ring, the T.W.O. CEO Paramecium's music blared over the loudspeakers.
[Exclusive T.W.O. Interview]
T.W.O. World Heavyweight Champion and CEO, Paramecium walked out to the ring, and by his side was T.W.O. HaRdCoRe Champion Scott Thunder.
When they entered the ring, they were joined by the T.W.O. Interviewer.
T.W.O. Interviewer: Guys, everyone wants to know, are you a team again?
Scott Thunder: I think I speak for everyone when I say that Paramecium and I are considered the greatest Tag Team in the history of the T.W.O. I won the Belts in 1998 and brought Paramecium on as my Tag Team partner. At the time it was an unprecedented move but proved to be a smart one and Paramecium and I ruled the Tag Team scene. Had it not been for our eventual downfall, we may have never lost the T.W.O. Tag Teams Championships.
T.W.O. Interviewer: That's true, you may have been the greatest Tag Team of all time, but you didn't answer the question. Are you a Tag Team once again?
Paramecium: I know the Tag Team scene has been heating up as of late with the Acronyms, The Thuggas (Natas & Blaze), Supply & Demand (Arabian Pimpman & Crack-Edd), Lestat & Santino, the current Tag Team Champions Hell's Faction and all other wrestlers that have or will compete in the Tag Team division, however if Scott Thunder and I were to throw our names into that list, we would undoubtedly have the greatest roster of Tag Team talent the T.W.O. has ever seen.
T.W.O. Interviewer: You still haven't answered the question.
Scott Thunder: At Redemption 2002, Spaz turned on Paramecium and revealed himself to still be a part of Hell's Faction. That may have seemed like a good idea at the time. It may have appeared as though the Hell's Faction had Paramecium ripe for the picking. But Spaz was wrong. Rejoining the Hell's Faction was the WORST career move he could have made and it as the final straw that broke the camel's back.
Paramecium: You see, Scott Thunder and I both cannot stand the Hell's Faction. Thunder had just defended the HaRdCoRe Championship against Hell's Faction member Nymphous Fornicate. The Hell's Faction had been a thorn in Scott Thunder's side for weeks. But the Hell's Faction had been a thorn in my side since day one.
Scott Thunder: The Hell's Faction's primary objective has been to win every major Title in the T.W.O. and take over the company from Paramecium. At Redemption 2002 that plan almost came to fruition. They had the opportunity to face me for the HaRdCoRe Championship, and then the opportunity to claim the Lightheavyweight, Tag Team and World Title in the Epic Multiple Belt Main Event.
Paramecium: But the Hell's Faction was not successful, and I couldn't have stopped them if it weren't for the help of Scott Thunder.
T.W.O. Interviewer: But both of you have been sworn enemies for years, are you now putting your differences aside to become a Tag Team once again?
Paramecium: I have decided that if it is the Hell's Faction's primary objective to destroy the T.W.O., then it has become my primary objective to destroy the Hell's Faction. I will stop at nothing to make that happen!
Scott Thunder: The Hell's Faction is a plague, and they are slowly trying to kill the T.W.O. This has happened once before in the T.W.O. with a previous group of individuals. Paramecium and I were both here when that happened and we both will not let that happen again!
T.W.O. Interviewer: You still have not answered the question. Have you-Paramecium and you-Scott Thunder put your differences aside to become Tag Team Partners once again?
Paramecium: Let me make this perfectly clear to the Hell's Faction. Your time is limited. It's only a matter of the right strategic moves, played at the right time, that will end this complex game of chess.
Scott Thunder: And no one plays this game of chess better than Scott Thunder and Paramecium. I foresee that within the next couple of months we will witness the demise of Hell's Faction.
T.W.O. Interviewer: And if you and Paramecium are indeed working together toward that common goal, that outcome is quite feasible. But the question remains... are you and Paramecium going to be a team once again.
Paramecium: Is this what you want to hear? At our next show, Dangerzone 52, Scott Thunder and I will step into the ring to face Sinsyde and Spaz in a first time ever main event with the T.W.O. Tag Team Championships on the line.
Scott Thunder: That's Paramecium and Scott Thunder versus Sinsyde and Spaz for the T.W.O. Tag Team Championships at Dangerzone 52. I don't suggest you miss it because it will mark the beginning-of-the-end of Hell's Faction and the ushering in of a REVOLUTION in Backyard Wrestling. As the greatest Tag Team in the history of the T.W.O., Paramecium and Scott Thunder prove that together there is nothing that can stop them from ruling the industry with an iron fist.
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