Dangerzone 28
[Ring]
Midnight Lightning & Stumpie def. Jade & 'Cunning' Chris w/ the help of outside interference by Natalya the She-Devil.
[Ring]
Crack-Edd def. Wrestling Enforcer with the help of Nymphous Fornicate who holds back the rest of the Justice League of Wrestling at ringside.
[Backstage]
Barrett has a few choice words with Mr. Malicious. Then kicked Malicious in the chin.
Malicious: Oh, kid, you are going to DIE!
Barrett: Meet me in the ring you masked bafoon!
Malicious: I'm not a bafoon! Don't call me that!
Barrett: Bafoon! Bafoon! Bafoon!
Malicious: Well, you're a dork!
Barrett: Bafoon! Bafoon! Bafoon!
Malicious: Dork! Dork! Dork!
Barrett: Bafoon! Bafoon! Bafoon!
Malicious: I know you are but what am I ?
Barrett: Bafoon! Bafoon! Bafoon!
Malicious: I can't compete with you, you're so good at insulting people.
Barrett: Bafoon! Bafoon! Bafoon!
Malicious: Hey, what was that word your mother named you?
Barrett: Bafoon! Bafoon! Bafoon!
Malicious: I thought so.
Barrett: Bafoon! Bafoon! Bafoon!
[Ring]
Bad Boy Barrett def. Mr. Malicious w/ a distraction by Kamikaze.
[Backstage]
Sugar Kooky gets in a fight with Women's Champ Missy Maniac for causing the deportation of Arabian Pimpman. Suddenly, Paramecium arrives.
Paramecium: Hey, girlz, don't claw each other's eye's out on national television. Save it for Pay Per View. How about a Women's Title Match next week at Rage Party 2000?
[Ring]
Rain vs. Lestat & Armand in a handicapped match ends inconclusively when Stratus (Rain's brother) makes a surprise return and chases them away.
[Ring]
Kamikaze def. Ogre via DQ when Mr. Malicious attacked Kamikaze.
Paramecium came out to the ring. Paramecium announced that since Mr. Malicious had broken the stipulation that neither competitor could attack the other before the PPV, that Malicious would therefore be BANNED from participating at Rage Party 2000. And that in his place he would be having Kamikaze take on Bad Boy Barrett in a no-DQ match. Malicious threw a fit and attempted to hit Paramecium with the chair but Para ducked and then spun around with a kick to the chair, Van Daminating the chair into Malicious' face knocking him out.
[Backstage]
The "New" Dominion (Cadavor, Demonite, Lord Randolph) announced that Cadavor would be the official leader of the group. I wonder how long that's going to last.
[Ring]
Hells Faction (Sinsyde, Spaz, Draco) def. The New Dominion (Cadavor, Demonite, Lord Randolph)
[Ring]
Scott Thunder & D.M.S. (The Acronyms) retained the Tag Belts against Allen Vector & Arachnid when Paramcium attacked Arachnid and Draco attacked Allen Vector.
