T.W.O. Show Results - Dangerzone 81
Dangerzone 81 began as Tag Team Champions Paramecium & Scott Thunder came out to the ring to gloat about their victory at No-Remorse '03 over Arachnid & Allen Vector.

"Our critics said it would be our greatest challenge to date," Paramecium proclaimed, "but we defeated them, proving once and for all that nobody can stop The Main Event!"

Paramecium, the T.W.O. CEO, announced that tonight would be a celebration for the losers of the T.W.O. "First," he said, "the man who lost the Lightheavyweight Title shot last week (Lamirda) will be given another title shot tonight, against the Jobber Champion."

Scott Thunder, the President of T.W.O. Entertainment, announced that losers Allen Vector and Arachnid will also be in competition tonight. Allen Vector will defend his HaRdCoRe Championship against the T.W.O.'s 1st HaRdCoRe Champion Mr. Malicious.

Also tonight, Arachnid will face "The Poison" Stryknieghn. "...and as we all saw, Stryknieghn ended yet another career last week, at No-Remorse '03," Thunder said," hopefully tonight The Poison will end Arachnid's career!"

Before Paramecium & Scott Thunder could announce any more matches, the microphone went dead and demonic music began to blare over the loudspeakers. The T.W.O.'s resident freak came out from the back, determined to show the chairmen who is boss.

Skarekro walked out into the light, followed by his "assistant" Skavenger, holding a microphone in one hand, and a contract in the other. "I have a piece of paper here, signed by the T.W.O. Board of Commissioners which states:

'At Dangerzone 81, Paramecium & Scott Thunder must defend the T.W.O. Tag Team Championships against Skarekro & Skavenger as per the request of this Board.'

"Tonight, Paramecium & Thunder, you will face the revolution in backyard tag team wrestling, Skarekro & Skavenger, and I promise you, you will never be the same again!"
Jobber Championship
Lamirda  vs.  Narc
After losing his match at No-Remorse, Lamirda was punished tonight by facing Narc for the Jobber Championship. Narc's tag team partners Wrestling Enforcer 1 and Wrestling Enforcer 2 attempted to aid Narc in the match but actually cost him the match via disqualification.

Winner:  Lamirda
Arachnid & Allen Vector talked about their matches later tonight. Obviously Paramecium & Scott Thunder are hoping to end Allen Vector's reign as HaRdCoRe Champion and end Arachnid's career by making them face Mr. Malicious and Stryknieghn.

But Arachnid and his brother Allen Vector were not afraid. Arachnid said this could be the greatest night of his career as he now had the opportunity to win the coveted World Heavyweight Championship, and it could be a good opportunity for Allen Vector as well to defend the HaRdCoRe Championship against a worthy opponent.
In an exclusive interview, Jade said she missed the fans in her time away from active competition and was glad to be returning in the T.W.O.'s final year. She announced that she would be making her return to active competition next week (Dangerzone 82) against Women's Champion Missy Maniac.
In another interview, World Heavyweight Champion Stryknieghn talked about his victory over Lestat at No-Remorse and how he had ended yet another career. Stryknieghn said he didn't care who would face him for the Title, whether it be Arachnid or any other Superstar. He will take on all challengers, and continue to end careers in the process.
Debut Match
Nikki  vs.  Ginger
Making her T.W.O. debut, Ginger took on and defeated fellow female competitor 'Naughty' Nikki. Ginger proclaimed that she should be challenging Missy Maniac for the title next week, and that the returning Jade should be forced to re-climb the ladder and earn a title shot.

Winner:  Ginger
Mr. Malicious thanked Paramecium & Scott Thunder for giving him a HaRdCoRe Title match and vowed to end Allen Vector's reign as HaRdCoRe Champion, proving once and for all that Mr. Malicious is not only the 1st, but best HaRdCoRe Champion ever!
Spaz  vs.  The Druid
Spaz who defeated Billy HaRdCoRe at No-Remorse, took on the mysterious Druid. Though the Druid appeared to be impervious to Spaz' usual repertoire, the more youthful Spaz endured and eventually wore down the dark one.

Winner:  Spaz
NOTE:  This incredibly popular Trash Talkin' segment is brought to you by one of the best tag teams to ever hit backyard wrestling, Jim Bob & Billy Bob, The Trash Wrassla's.
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On this week's edition of Trash Talkin' our lovable red-neck hosts, Jim Bob and Billy Bob welcomed T.W.O. Lightheavyweight Champion 'Cunning' Chris as their guest.

'Cunning' Chris talked about his many years in the T.W.O., his 3 reigns as T.W.O. Lightheavyweight Champion, and his roles on television and film including his Stupid Match of the Day segments and his starring role in the film Trash Wars.

Jim Bob & Billy Bob asked Chris why he was given so many opportunities in life and Chris answered, "it pays to be Paramecium's little brother."

The Trash Wrassla's announced a special guest to their show, Natas. Natas made fun of 'Cunning' Chris for needing a bigger brother to give him stuff. Natas said that he never had a brother and never needed one either.

'Cunning' Chris said that Natas was the worst wrestler he'd ever seen and couldn't believe that he was still in the T.W.O. The 2 began fighting and like Jerry Springer, the Trash Wrassla's egged them on.

As Chris and Natas were pulled appart, it was announced that they would square off next week w/ the Lightheavyweight Championship on the line.
HaRdCoRe Championship
Mr. Malicious  vs.  Allen Vector
Mr. Malicious became the T.W.O.'s first HaRdCoRe Champion at Master of the Mat '99. Tonight he challenged the younger, stronger Allen Vector for the belt. Malicious used every cheap trick in the book (remember this is No-DQ) but was unable to dethrone the Champion.

Winner:  Allen Vector
Missy Maniac was asked about her match next week against Jade and her opinion of newcomer Ginger. Maniac said she looked forward to stepping in the ring with her former rival next week, but didn't know what to make of Ginger. Missy said Ginger still needs to make a name for herself before she can start requesting title shots.
Tag Team Championship
Skavenger & Skarekro vs.
Paramecium & Scott Thunder
As per the order of the T.W.O. Board of Commissioners, Paramecium & Scott Thunder were forced to defend their Tag Team Championships against the freakish team of Skarekro & Skavenger. The challengers have held gold in rival backyard federations, but the T.W.O. is a different story and tonight was not theirs.

Winners:  Paramecium & Scott Thunder
Spaz demanded that he be considered worthy of a World Heavyweight Title shot. Spaz said that he was second in line after Lestat and now that Lestat's career had been ended by Stryknieghn, Spaz was ready to step up to the plate and take a swing.
World Heavyweight Championship
Arachnid  vs.  Stryknieghn
In a memorable Dangerzone main event, Arachnid took on Stryknieghn w/ the World Heavyweight Championship on the line. Arachnid put on a worthy attempt for the gold, but Stryknieghn proved too powerful for the veteran. The good news for Arachnid was that his career was not ended this night.

Winner:  Stryknieghn

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