T.W.O. Show Results - Dangerzone 83
Triangle Match
Dude vs. Lamirda vs. Enforcer
After helping Lamirda last week, Army Dude was asked to compete in a triangle match against Lamirda and his attacker Wrestling Enforcer. The referee could not contain the action, and the other members of Law & Order came to Wrestling Enforcer's aid.

Winner:  Wrestling Enforcer
AssassiNation member Nymphous Fornicate approached Arabian Pimpman and Crack-Edd of Supply & Demand. "Last week you gave Paramecium & Scott Thunder ho's in exchange for a match," Fornicate said, "I was hoping tonight you would offer my partner and I the same deal."

"No deal," said Pimpman, "You 2 will have to make due with each other tonight."
Jade  vs.  Ginger
After losing her Women's Championship Title Match last week Jade took on newcomer Ginger at Dangerzone 83. Ginger made an impression, proving that she was more worthy than Jade of a Women's Title Shot.

Winner:  Ginger
Out of This World (Zygoplath & Superbman) known in the T.W.O. as 2 wrestlers from other planets where in their dressing room suiting up when suddenly the lights went out. Crashing and thumping noises were heard before the lights came back on and Out of This World was seen lying unconscious on the floor.

As the camera zoomed in it was apparent who had perpetrated the attack as a letter read, "YoU DoN't BeLoNg HeRe! Go HoMe!" - signed Skarekro & Skavenger. It was announced during our next match that Out of This World was not severely injured and would be cleared to wrestle tonight against Skarekro & Skavenger.
Lightheavyweight Championship
Chiko  vs.  'Cunning' Chris
On his ongoing mission to prove himself as the best Lightheavyweight Champion in T.W.O. history, 'Cunning' Chris defended his belt against fellow Lightheavyweight competitor Chiko Bombardez. It was a fast-paced entertaining match which saw Chris retain his title once again.

Winner:  'Cunning' Chris
NOTE:  This incredibly popular Trash Talkin' segment is brought to you by one of the best tag teams to ever hit backyard wrestling, Jim Bob & Billy Bob, The Trash Wrassla's.
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This week's guests on Trash Talkin' were none other than the T.W.O. Tag Team Champions the T.W.O. CEO Paramecium and President Scott Thunder. Since reforming their partnership last year, Paramecium & Scott Thunder have defeated every tag team that stood in their way and since winning the belts have successfully defended them against all challengers.

The interview began as Paramecium reminded fans that we would see a contract signing later tonight between Stryknieghn and Spaz. Stryknieghn has become known as The Poison of the T.W.O. after ending the careers of 3 T.W.O. Superstars. Paramecium said it is highly likely that by facing Stryknieghn at our next PPV event, Spaz could be putting his health and career on the line and therefore the T.W.O. will not take any legal responsibilities in this match and are requiring that both wrestlers in essence "sign their lives away" before stepping the ring.

Paramecium & Scott Thunder were then asked by the Trash Wrassla's to talk about Arachnid and Allen Vector. The brothers tag team of Arachnid and Vector challenged Paramecium & Thunder for the Tag Team Championships at our last PPV, with the Champions coming out victorious. Scott Thunder said they did not like the idea of giving Arachnid and Vector a rematch (since they had already been proven unworthy) but because of pressure from the T.W.O. Board of Commissioners, Paramecium & Thunder have decided to give the brothers another chance.

The CEO & President have signed a tag team match later tonight which will give Arachnid & Allen Vector a chance to prove themselves worthy. If they should win that match tonight, they will get a rematch for the Tag Team Championships next week at Dangerzone 84.

Paramecium & Thunder then began bragging about how great of a tag team they were and how they'd defeated all challengers over the last several months. But the Trash Wrassla's were quick to chime in.

"Thar's wun teme yuz'ov nevur faced! Us. Thar Traysh Wrassla's!" said Jim Bob.

Jim Bob was right. Paramecium & Thunder had defended the belts against ALMOST everyone. The only team who hasn't been given a shot are the Trash Wrassla's.

"You guys don't even wrestle," Paramecium said, "you just come out every week and host a talking heads segment. What makes you think you are worthy of a Title shot?"

"We've held ev'ry tahg tahm tahtle south o' the masson dixon lahn and we's fixin' to win arselves the Tee Dubbya Oh Tahtles too!" proclaimed Billy Bob.

"I'll tell you what," Scott Thunder sarcastically said, "if Arachnid & Vector earn that title shot next week, and we beat them once and for all, we'll give you the very next title shot."

"Thot thar's a dun deal if'n I ev'r heard wun," said Jim Bob as he pulled out a pistol a shot it in the air, "if'n thar's wun thang Ahe's lahk more'n bein' in the Enn Ahr Ahe it's'n a tahg tahtle match! Yeeeeehaaaw!"
Skarekro & Skavenger
vs. Out of This World
After attacking Out of This World earlier this evening, Skarekro & Skavenger were signed to face their attackies mask to mask. In a bizarre attraction, these 4 masked individuals fought in one ring as Out of This World proved they could still go only a few minutes after their backstage encounter.

Winners:  Out of This World
Ginger busted into Missy Maniac's dressing room demanding a Women's Championship Title shot, only to find that Paramecium & Scott Thunder were already sitting with the Women's Champion.

"What are you doing in the Women's Champion dressing room?" asked Ginger.

"We figured while we were signing matches tonight, that we'd sign a Women's Title shot next week," said Paramecium. "So get ready," said Thunder, "because next week is your chance to make or break your career."
The Druid  vs.  Mr. Malicious
Our next contest featured 2 of the T.W.O.'s most feared and respected competitors. Fans were shocked as the more experienced Mr. Malicious lost out to The Druid in one of the most significant victories of The Druid's career.

Winner:  The Druid
Lamirda and Army Dude were seen arguing backstage. Lamirda sarcastically thanked The Dude for his help both last week and this week, saying that he (Lamirda) did not ask or need Army Dude's help against Law & Order.

Army Dude apologized for not winning the Triangle Match earlier in the evening but promised that his intentions were only to help.

Lamirda said if The Dude was a real man he'd step in the ring next week and take on the greatest wrestler south of the boarder. "What is that supposed to mean?" Dude asked.

"That means you versus me next week! What did think it meant?" Lamirda replied.
Arachnid & Allen Vector  vs.
Billy HaRdCoRe & John Cynic
Arachnid and his brother Allen Vector once again worked as a team facing Billy HaRdCoRe & John Cynic. The match was brutal and saw many weapons used. In the end,  the brothers united came out victorious, earning a return match next week for the T.W.O. Tag Team Championships.

Winners:  Arachnid & Allen Vector
Billy HaRdCoRe and John Cynic, obviously not happy their performance in the tag team match, began fighting and officials had to pull them apart.

"Next week Cynic, you and me!" yelled Billy.
Contract Signing
Redemption World Title Match
After ending the careers of 3 T.W.O. Superstars, the T.W.O. CEO Paramecium and President Scott Thunder were reluctant to sign another Title defense for Heavyweight Champion Stryknieghn (a.k.a. The Poison). But the fearless Spaz could not wait for his deserving title shot any longer and agreed to put his career on the line, absolving the T.W.O. of any legal responcibilies in the unsanctioned match to take place at Redemption 2003.
Spaz & Stryknieghn will square off at Redemption '03

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