Army Dude  vs.  Lamirda	After their loss in the triangle match last week, Army Dude and Lamirda were determined to outperform each other tonight. But after Law & Order interfered, mayhem ensued and the match was thrown out. It was announced that this feud would be solved next week in tag team action.
[Backstage] A messenger for the T.W.O. Board of Commissioners entered World Heavyweight Champion Stryknieghn's dressing room and informed him that tonight he would be required to team with No. 1 contender Spaz in tag team action. An enraged World Champion demanded more information but, as of yet, there was none.
Lightheavyweight Championship The Druid  vs.  'Cunning' Chris	'Cunning' Chris has been successfully defending his Lightheavyweight Championship for months, seemingly with ease. But his greatest challenge came at Dangerzone 84 when he defended against the monstrous and mysterious Druid. After several minutes of intense competition, officials stopped the match, declaring that The Druid was too heavy to compete for the belt.
[Backstage] T.W.O. commentator Chuckie Dee announced that Space and Stryknieghn's opponents tonight would be former tag team champions Out of This World. Chuckie Dee attempted to get word from No. 1 contender Spaz about his tag team match tonight with Stryknieghn but Spaz refused comment. Spaz stormed through the hall before coming upon a dressing room door marked "Board of Commissioners." Spaz knocked on the door but nobody answered, so he broke it down. There was no one inside. Spaz then turned to the camera and yelled out, "if you faceless cowards 'the Board of Commissioners' are watching right now, know that Spaz is looking for you and he's not happy with the games you are playing!"
Billy HaRdCoRe  vs.  John Cynic	Billy and John were not happy with what had transpired last week. Even though they'd never been in tag action together, they were forced to compete as a team and lost. Tonight they were determined to prove who was the weaker partner. Winner:  Billy HaRdCoRe
NOTE:  This incredibly popular Trash Talkin' segment is brought to you by one of the best tag teams to ever hit backyard wrestling, Jim Bob & Billy Bob, The Trash Wrassla's. - This notice required by The Trash Wrassla's The Zombie was this week's guest on Trash Talkin'. Zombie told Jim Bob and Billy Bob that he'd been collecting souls for years and now he had come to collect souls in the T.W.O. Zombie announced that he would be making his debut in a couple of weeks at our next ppv event Redemption 2003. After this shocking announcement, John Cynic interrupted the interview to complain about his loss in our last match. Jim Bob and Billy Bob told John Cynic to leave because he was not invited to be part of this week's show. John Cynic refused to leave so Zombie interjected himself. Zombie told Cynic that if Cynic gave Zombie his soul, Zombie would make Cynic a more successful wrestler. A confused and shocked Cynic pondered the idea for a moment before declaring that he didn't need to be a better wrestler because he has always been the best, today was just a bad night. Zombie promised Cynic that if he didn't sell him his soul, he would make sure every night is a bad night for Cynic. The 2 competitors suddenly came to blows as security rushed to the set to break them up. After the set was cleared, the Trash Wrassla's Jim Bob & Billy Bob announced that they would be watching the Tag Team Championship main event tonight because they are expecting a shot against the winners, in the near future.
Out of This World  vs. Stryknieghn & Spaz	After signing a World Title contract last week, Stryknieghn & Spaz were forced to compete in tag action against the team of Zygoplath & Superbman. Their lack of teamwork was obvious and would cost them the match. Afterward the Champ and challenger came to blows and had to be separated. Winners:  Zygoplath & Superbman
[Backstage] As Zygoplath & Superbman celebrated their victory, the messenger for the Board of Commissioners served notice to Superbman that since he gained the winning pinfall tonight, he would be rewarded with a Lightheavyweight Title shot next week against 'Cunning' Chris.
Women's Championship Ginger  vs.  Missy Maniac	Ginger made her debut a few week's back and finally received a Women's Title shot tonight. Both women tore into each other, and at one point it appeared as though Ginger would be the new Champion. In the end Missy Maniac retained her gold once again. Winner:  Missy Maniac
[Backstage] As security was leaving Stryknieghn's dressing room, the World Heavyweight Champion did not seem to be in a good mood. There was a knock on the door and Stryknieghn yelled, "it's open." It was the messenger from the beginning of the show and he had another announcement from the Board of Commissioners. Stryknieghn was being served notice that he would be required to wrestle in tag team action alongside Spaz again, next week at Dangerzone 85. When Stryknieghn asked who their opponents would be, he was told that information was not yet known.
Tag Team Championship Arachnid & Allen Vector  vs. Paramecium & Scott Thunder	Our main event of the evening was a highly anticipated return match between the brothers team of Arachnid and HaRdCoRe Champion Allen Vector and Tag Team Champions Paramecium & Scott Thunder. This ppv worthy match stole the show and in the end the Champs retained the belts. Afterward, the Trash Wrassla's were seen clapping at ringside. Winners:  Paramecium & Scott Thunder
Up Next... Dangerzone 85