T.W.O. Show Results - Dangerzone 97
Dangerzone 97 began as Paramecium came out to the ring. He announced that Lestat would be making his T.W.O. return later tonight as he takes on veteran Mr. Malicious.

Paramecium also announced that the AssassiNation (Nymphous Fornicate & Bad Boy Barrett) had signed with the Dangerzone brand and later tonight will be challenging for the Tag Team Championships.

Paramecium also announced tonight's main event as Sinsyde (the man who returned last week) would challenge HaRdCoRe Champion Allen Vector. These two men feuded right before Sinsyde left the T.W.O. about a year ago and some think he left due to injuries he sustained from Vector. Since that time Vector has won the HaRdCoRe Championship and tonight Sinsyde will have the opportunity to challenge for that belt.

Then music played and Spaz came out to the ring. Spaz told Paramecium that he should never have allowed Sinsyde to return and he demands that Paramecium get rid of Sinsyde right away. Paramecium said 'no' so Spaz challenged him to a match. If Spaz wins, Sinsyde must leave. Paramecium reluctantly agreed saying that he would compete in the match only to "shut this kid up."
Los Compadres
vs.  Law & Order
Law & Order claimed that Los Compadres were illegal immigrants. After defeating Los Compadres and handcuffing them, Law & Order added that these Mexican boys needed to learn some English. As he was being carried away Lamirda did say something to Law & Order in English, "I like your masks."

Winners:  Law & Order
Paramecium was seen on the phone, obviously talking to a member of the ICON TV brand. Paramecium did not reveal the identity of said individual but was heard saying, "Dangerzone will gladly open it's doors to you should you decide to leave ICON TV."
Zombie  vs.  Druid
Before our next match began Zombie asked The Druid if he could be his new tag partner (they have tagged in the past) but Druid declined saying that he wants to remain in singles. The hooded one then destroyed the young Zombie.

Winner:  The Druid
Father Athos entered the dressing room of Supply & Demand (Arabian Pimpman & Crack-Edd). Pimpman asked Athos if he would be interested in joining their group and supplying the T.W.O. Superstars with his unique philosophical viewpoints.

Father Athos declined but told Pimpman & Crack-Edd that they and their customers would enjoy browsing his new updated website.
Return Match
Mr. Malicious  vs.  Lestat
In his first match in almost a year, Lestat faced T.W.O. veteran Mr. Malicious. After going for the head, Lestat realized that Malicious' mask was shielding much of the onslaught, so he changed to body shots. Lestat's martial artistry eventually won him the match.

Winner:  Lestat
This week's guest on The Exclusive was none other than Kamikaze. The newest addition to ICON TV. Kamikaze talked of his desire to be a part of the T.W.O. during it's final days and said the reason he'd joined ICON TV and not Dangerzone was so he could regain the World Heavyweight Championship.

Kamikaze was not happy with his first match back (ICON TV 2) as Thunder forced him to wrestle Jobber Champion Narc. However, Kamikaze said that it was in his contract that he would receive a shot at the World Title in the near future. Sounds a lot like another wrestler who recently signed with ICON TV.
Spaz  vs.  Paramecium
T.W.O. CEO Paramecium and the disgruntled Spaz duked out their differences in the ring. Several weapons and high-flying maneuvers later, the CEO came out on top. Looks like Sinsyde gets to stay.

Winner:  Paramecium
Lightheavyweight Champion 'Cunning' Chris was enjoying his night off as he happened upon Los Compadres. Lamirda and Chiko Bombardez were tied and gagged. Did this have something to do with the services of Supply & Demand? A more likely explanation was that it was their punishment for losing to Law & Order earlier tonight.

Chris untied them and then asked if they wanted his help in getting justice. But they declined. Instead, Lamirda and Chiko argued in Spanish and then went their separate ways. Apparently they were expressing a desire to part ways as a team. But without an interpreter, we'll have to wait until next week to find out for sure.
Tag Team Championship
AssassiNation vs.
Trash Wrassla's
The Belts were on the line as Jim Bob and Billy Bob defended against Nymphous Fornicate and Bad Boy Barrett. Though the AssNation... er, excuse me, AssassiNation put on their best effort, it wasn't good enough to win the belts. The Trash Wrassla's secured the pinfall then went out for drinks.

Winners:  Trash Wrassla's
Scott Thunder entered Paramecium's office. "What now?" Paramecium asked.

"So you've brought Lestat back from retirement to wrestle for Dangerzone. Well, I've gotten another man back from retirement to join me next week on ICON TV. And you'll never guess who it is."

"Are you going to tell me, or am I going to have to wait with fated breath?"

"No, I'll tell you. It's Stratus!"

What an announcement! This past week Thunder brought back former World Champion Kamikaze and next week he'll be bringing back another former World Champion in Stratus - one of the most dominating big men the sport has ever seen!
HaRdCoRe Championship
Sinsyde  vs.  Allen Vector
Sinsyde was determined to win back the coveted HaRdCoRe Championship but he was no match for the bigger, better and younger Allen Vector. How many title defenses will it take before Vector loses the belt? It's like trying to get to the center of a tootsie pop. The World may never know.

Winner:  Allen Vector

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