  Narc throws himself through a makeshift table.
   John Cynic and Mr. Malicious take turns throwing each other onto fireworks.
  Zygoplath's otherworldly wrestling maneuvers were no match
for Lightheavyweight Champion 'Cunning' Chris.
   The drunken champs enter the ring. Spaz puts Jim Bob in a camel clutch.
  Jim Bob smashes a ladder over the back of Novice.
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  Paramecium is powerbombed on a flaming table.
  Allen Vector retains the HaRdCoRe Championship by dropping
the challenger on a barbed wire chair!
   Stryknieghn breaks wood over Thunders head! Thunder answers with a trash can!!!
   Thunder bounces another metal trash can over Stryknieghn's skull! And the bleeding begins!
   Scott Thunder sings a quick tune, then cracks Stryknieghn over the head with it.
   Scott Thunder performs another original tune. Then shatters the guitar over a prone Stryknieghn.
Thunder solidifies his win with this brutal powerbomb to become 4 time champion!
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