Who will Stratus and Sinsyde be forced to defend their belts against?
Who is this Skarekro? And what is his future in the T.W.O.?
Will Lamirda give up his quest for the Lightheavyweight Championship?
What will develop in the newly forged feud between Stryknieghn and Lestat?
We will answers to all these questions and more at Dangerzone 58.
The show began backstage as Blaze reprimanded his Thugga Tag Team partner Natas for losing his Lightheavyweight Championship match last week.
[In the Ring]
The T.W.O. Interviewer came out to the ring and announced that the T.W.O. Board of Commissioners had signed a new Superstar known as Skarekro to debut at Payback's a B*tch. Just then Scott Thunder and the T.W.O. CEO Paramecium came out to the ring.
Scott Thunder: Who do the Board of Commissioners think they are? Everyone knows that Payback's a B*tch is MY pay-per-view!!! Nobody signs matches for Payback but ME!
T.W.O. Interviewer: Apparently, this guy Skarekro has threatened the Board and forced them to give him a contract.
Paramecium: Last time I checked, I was the CEO. I signed the contracts around here! Why all of a sudden are the Commissioners trying to change the T.W.O. roster?
T.W.O. Interviewer: Are you 2 saying that you won't allow Skarekro to wrestle in the T.W.O.?
Scott Thunder: I think if he is going to be at my pay-per-view he needs to get my permission first. I need to know that he can handle being a Superstar.
Paramecium: And I'm not allowing him to join the company unless I'm able to first speak with him or at least his representation.
Just then, a weird deranged masked man came out to the ring.
Scott Thunder: Who is this weirdo?
T.W.O. Interviewer: Can I help you sir?
Skavenger: Hi, my name is Skavenger. I'm the Tag Team partner of Skarekro and I've come to warn you not to cross him.
Paramecium: What are you talking about?
Skavenger: I have witnessed, first hand, what Skarekro has done to his opponents in the past. I'm warning you, if you don't do as he says, he will destroy this backyard federation.
Scott Thunder: Are we supposed to be afraid of some guy in a mask?
Skavenger: Did you see the video we released last week?
Scott Thunder: The one with the doll? That was scary... NOT! If you want a job in wrestling, you shouldn't use dolls to try and intimidate people.
Skavenger: How about a metal chair!
Paramecium: Hold on! There won't be any fighting with newcomers here. Listen, if you and your buddy Skarekro want to wrestle here it's going to have to go through the regular channels. That includes ME!
Skarekro cracked Paramecium over the head with the steel chair and said: It looks like the chair almost went through your head!
Scott Thunder cracked Skarekro in the back with the Singapore Cain before Skarekro took off into the back. Scott Thunder checked Paramecium to make sure he was OK.
The T.W.O. Interviewer caught up with Skavenger and got some quick comments.
T.W.O. Interviewer: What was going through your mind just now? Why did you attack the T.W.O. CEO?
Skavenger: It's about time that the people in the T.W.O. learns that you never know when Skarekro or Skavenger will strike! Always be on alert! At any moment you could be the next victim!
Then the Thuggas (Natas & Blaze) crashed the interview.
Natas: Why don't we get interviews anymore? Is it because the T.W.O. management has forgotten about giving equal air time to the future of the tag team division.
Skavenger: Excuse me, but this is my interview, nobody invited you to crash.
Blaze: Listen, we've been here for a while now and you're a newby. You'd better show us the respect we deserve.
Skavenger: That's right, I'm sorry. Aren't you the guys who've blown every opportunity you've had at winning the Tag Team Championships? That's right, you are! And you're the guy who lost the Lightheavyweight Championship match last week!
Natas: That was a close match! I almost won!
Skavenger: Well, stand aside, because myself and Skarekro are going to make a real impact on the sport, and if you'd like the honor, we'll make you our first victims!
Blaze: Come on Natas, let's go where we're respected.
Natas and Blaze walked away and it looked as thought the interview with Skavenger would resume. However, the Thuggas quickly returned attacking Skavenger and leaving him in a heap on the floor.
Natas: You aren't the only one who knows how to sneak attack people! From now on, you'd better watch your back because the Thuggas are the originators of sneak attacks!
[In the Ring]
Our first match of the evening pitted the dysfunctional duo of Kamikaze and Bad Boy Barrett against the former Tag Team Champions Supply & Demand (Arabian Pimpman and Crack-Edd).
In this 15 minute beat down, Supply & Demand proved that even though they are no longer Tag Team Champions they are still as good a team as ever as they put away Bad Boy Barrett with the 1-2-3.
Winners: Supply & Demand (Arabian Pimpman & Crack-Edd)
T.W.O. Interviewer: Last week Stryknieghn fought Stratus for the World Heavyweight Championship. Stryknieghn lost that match due to some outside distraction from Lestat. Tonight at Dangerzone 58, Paramecium and Scott Thunder are punishing Stryknieghn for his loss by forcing him to fight the T.W.O. Jobber Champion Midnight Lightning. Stryknieghn, what do you think of your Jobber Championship shot tonight?
Stryknieghn: As everyone knows, the Jobber Championship is a joke and the only way to win the belt is by losing the match. I don't plan on losing tonight against Midnight Lighting. In fact, it will probably be the quickest Jobber Championship match in the history of the T.W.O.
T.W.O. Interviewer: How do you feel about your treatment from Paramecium and Scott Thunder?
Stryknieghn: I appreciated their giving me a World Title shot last week but I think they knew Lestat was going to cost me the match. In fact, I don't think they want to me to get ahead in the T.W.O. I think they've seen me in action and they know that I would be a serious threat to them and their power trip. One day will come that I step in the ring with one or both of them and then they'll be sorry they didn't treat me with respect.
T.W.O. Interviewer: Obviously your primary concern as of late has been Lestat. You took it upon yourself to try and help Lestat improve his attitude a few weeks ago and now he is doing anything he can to knock you down. What do you plan on doing about him and did you hear that he will be fighting Stratus tonight for the World Heavywweight Championship?
Stryknieghn: If given the opportunity, I will demonstrate first hand why I was named Rookie of the Year for 2002. As for his title shot tonight, I wish him luck. If he wins the Title, then I will get first dibs at a World Title Shot.
T.W.O. Interviewer: Thank you Stryknieghn and congratulations on being named rookie of the year for 2002.
[In the ring]
Our next match featured 2 Lightheavyweights who went toe-to-toe and put on a memorable match. In the end, it was the more experienced Lamirda who came out victorious.
Paramecium announced that the rumors are true. Lestat will face Stratus tonight for the World Heavyweight Championship. Also, a very special title defense has been signed for Sinsyde. Tonight at Dangerzone 58, Sinsyde must defend his HaRdCoRe Championship against fellow Hell's Faction member, T.W.O. Lightheavyweight Champion Spaz.
[In the ring]
Our next match featured the 2002 Rookie of the Year Stryknieghn taking on Jobber Champion of the T.W.O. Midnight Lightning. Of course Stryknieghn came out the victor in this match, and Midnight Lightning remained Jobber Champion. Many fans however enjoyed the match because everyone likes seeing the annoying Midnight Lightning getting his ass kicked.
Spaz and Sinsyde were seen backstage discussing their match tonight.
Sinsyde: We know we have to fight tonight but we can't allow this one match to rip the Hell's Faction apart. Here's the plan. Once the bell rings, you just lay down and I'll pin you to retain the HaRdCoRe Championship.
Spaz: Are you crazy? This is my chance to win the HaRdCoRe Championship. If I beat you tonight I will become the first Lightheavyweight Champion to also with the HaRdCoRe Championship. I can then merge the belts and call it the Spaz Championship! This could be the most memorable night of my career. I'm not going to ruin it by just lying down!
Sinsyde: But what about the Faction? This isn't about what each of us can accomplish for ourselves, this is about serving the greater power and together accomplishing something one person cannot do alone. We can overtake the T.W.O. and rule this pathetic promotion together. But we can only do it by working together. If we start fighting against each other, it's all over for the Faction.
Spaz: What are you talking about working together? You may be able to convince guys like Nymphous Fornicate that we're all working together toward one goal but we've already lost Arachnid and Draco. They saw through you and they left. Since the formation of the Faction you have been the one person who has gained the most. We won the Tag Titles for you and we helped you to win the HaRdCoRe Championship twice. Meanwhile I won the Lightheavyweight Championship singlehandedly. And as far as your plan to take over the T.W.O., you've had your chance and you blew it! Now it's time you passed the torch to someone more deserving! Someone like ME!!!
Sinsyde: Are you saying you want to be the leader of the Faction?
Spaz: NO! I'm saying I don't care about you or the Faction. All I care about is myself and becoming the greatest backyard wrestler there ever was! I'm already the greatest Lightheavyweight Champion and I've been breaking all the barriers! Tonight I will destroy you and take the HaRdCoRe Championship, and then tomorrow, the World!
[In the ring]
Allen Vector is the number one contender at the T.W.O. Lightheavyweight Championship. But before he can win the Lightheavyweight Championship, he must make it past the former Hell's Faction member Draco.
Allen Vector and Draco, 2 of the T.W.O.'s younger hard fighting athletes, put on a hard-fought match. But it is the number 1 contender Allen Vector who performed his flying spin-kick off the fence and covered Draco for the pin.
Winner: Allen Vector
T.W.O. Interviewer: Last week Law & Order won the Tag Team Championships from Supply & Demand. I am being joined by Law & Order now. Guys how does it feel to be Tag Team Champions?
Wrestling Enforcer: This is nothing new for me. I was a Tag Team Champion back in 1999 until I was stripped of the belt after I lost my partner.
Wrestling Re-Enforcer: This is my first championship ever but I'm not surprised. We are the best tag team in the T.W.O. today.
T.W.O. Interviewer: Tonight you are defending the belts against Out of This World. You have your history with Zygoplath and Superbman, of course a few weeks ago you attempted to arrest them as illegal aliens. Tonight you defend your belts against them. How do you feel about that?
Wrestling Enforcer: We may not have been able to put them away, but tonight we will show them that only legal citizens of this country are worthy of the Tag Team Championships. Tonight we will get a measure of revenge.
T.W.O. Interviewer: And for you Wrestling Re-Enforcer. Will you shoot yourself in the head like Wrestling Enforcer's last tag partner did in 1999?
Wrestling Re-Enforcer: I would never do that. Besides Wrestling Enforcer never lets me hold the gun anyway. I couldn't shoot myself in the head if I wanted to.
T.W.O. Interviewer: That's not very fair. I think if you want to shoot yourself in the head you should be able to shoot yourself in the head. This is a free country after all. Wrestling Enforcer, why don't you let Wrestling Re-Enforcer shoot himself in the head?
Wrestling Enforcer: If you keep asking stupid questions maybe I'll shoot you in the head. Let's get out of hear, we have a match to get ready for.
[In the ring]
Our next match was of huge interest to the fans as it could mark the death of the Hell's Faction. Hell's Faction member and T.W.O. Lightheavyweight Champion Spaz faced Hell's Faction leader and HaRdCoRe Champion Sinsyde with the T.W.O. HaRdCoRe Championship on the line.
The match began with Sinsyde trying to convince Spaz to throw the match. Spaz, however, was very persistent with his intent to go on with the match. The 2 began with typical wrestling holds, and then progressed to punching and kicking and the weapons.
Things were getting very out of hand, and then, fellow Hell's Faction member Nymphous Fornicate came out to the ring. He implored Spaz to throw the match. Spaz started to calm down and said that he would, and just as Nymphous Fornicate let down his guard, Spaz attacked him and threw him out of the ring.
Sinsyde used this opportunity to sneak attack Spaz, but Spaz knew Sinsyde's style and sensed him coming. Spaz dodged Sinsyde and used all his major moves to break down the HaRdCoRe Champion. Nymphous Fornicate started to stir outside the ring as Allen Vector ran to ringside and attacked Fornicate.
Spaz saw Vector at ringside and demanded to know what he was doing there. Vector said that he was making sure that Spaz would win the HaRdCoRe Championship. Spaz asked why Vector would try and help him knowing that they would be fighting for the Lightheavyweight Championship at Payback's a B*tch.
Allen Vector said that he wants Spaz to win and bring the HaRdCoRe Championship with him to Payback's a B*tch. That way, when Vector defeats Spaz he won't only win back the Lightheavyweight Championship but he could start his first run as HaRdCoRe Champion as well.
Spaz told Vector he did not want his help and then went back to Sinsyde. Sinsyde played possum and when Spaz leaned over to pick Sinsyde up, Sinsyde countered with a surprise DDT. Sinsyde covered Spaz for the win as Allen Vector laughed at ringside.
After the match was over, Spaz yelled at Vector for allowing Sinsyde to gain the victory. Vector reminded Spaz that he had said he didn't want Vectors help.
T.W.O. Interviewer: Lamirda lost a match to Allen Vector last week. That match determined Allen Vector to be the number one contender to face Spaz at Payback's a B*tch for the Lightheavyweight Championship. I'm joined now by Lamirda who earlier tonight defeated fellow Lightheavyweight Chiko Bombardez. Lamirda congratulations on a great match tonight but unfortunately you will not be getting a Lightheavyweight Title shot in the near future. How do you feel about that?
Lamirda: I was really hoping to become T.W.O. Lightheavyweight Champion at Payback's a B*tch but unfortunately for me, Allen Vector was the better man last week. I just saw him put away Draco a few minutes ago and I think the guy has a damn good chance of defeating Spaz for the belt.
T.W.O. Interviewer: What is next for you?
Lamirda: After fighting Chiko Bombardez today I was very impressed. I think he is one of the most underrated stars in the T.W.O. today. I had a few minutes to speak with him after the match and I know it's a little soon but it looks like the both of us have a lot in common. There is a possibility that since the both of us won't be getting any singles breaks in the future, that we might become a tag team.
T.W.O. Interviewer: Maybe you 2 could become the first Spanish Tag Team Champions in the T.W.O.
Lamirda: That would definitely make up for not getting the Lightheavyweight Title shot!
To view the promotional video for Allen Vector's title shot at Spaz, click here
[In the ring]
Our next match featured new Tag Team Champions Law & Order defending their straps against Out of This World (Zygoplath & Superbman).
Wrestling Enforcer and his twin brother Wrestling Re-Enforcer attempted to double-team their way to victory. Zygoplath and Superbman had Law & Order well scouted as they remained 1 step ahead of them for the entire match.
In the end, Zygoplath and Superbman were able to come away with the victory and gain the Tag Team Championships for the first time in their careers.
Winners and New Tag Team Champions: Zygoplath & Superbman (Out of This World)
The Thuggas, Natas and Blaze were found unconscious in their locker room. As the EMT's carried them away on stretchers, the T.W.O. Interviewer attempted to find Skavenger and get a comment. Skavenger was nowhere to be seen.
Skarekro, friend to Skavenger is scheduled to make his debut at Payback's a B*tch. To view the promo, click here
[In the ring]
The Main Event of the evening was upon us. Lestat protested Stratus' title defense last week against Stryknieghn. Lestat argued that he was much more worthy of a Title shot because in 2000 he almost ended Stratus' career. Tonight Lestat gets a chance to end Stratus' title run.
Both opponents wasted no time in this match as they seemed to pick up their feud were they left off years ago. Lestat was still bitter for the way the feud had ended but was determined to prove himself the better man tonight.
Stryknieghn came out to the ring and parked himself at front row ringside. No matter which athlete was performing a move on the other, whether it be Stratus or Lestat, Stryknieghn was cheering from ringside. He was hoping to see either opponents career destroyed.
In the end it was Stratus who came away with the victory after the devastating StratusSlam!
After the match was over, Stryknieghn entered the ring and taunted Lestat for his loss. Stratus wasn't ready to call it a night so he attacked Stryknieghn and gave him StratusSlam as well. As both Lestat and Stryknieghn lay motionless in the ring, Dangerzone 58 went off the air.