Dangerzone 23
[Backstage]
Crack-Edd challenges Scott Thunder to a match tonight with the premise that Crack-Edd thinks he is on some kind of winning streak coming off his first victory last week.
[Ring]
'Cunning' Chris def. Nymphous Fornicate
[Backstage]
Paramecium tells Wrestling Enforcer that due to what happened last week, he can no longer bring a gun to the ring.
[Ring]
Wrestling Enforcer def. Gus the Annihilator with a nightstick.
[Backstage]
Mistress of the Elements tries to challenge Missy Maniac to a Women's Title shot but Missy tells her to go to Paramecium since he is the CEO and he is the one who signs the matches.
[Ring]
It is announced that this will be a first ever, Former Tag Team Partner Tag Match where Demonite will team with Sinsyde to take on their former tag partners Ogre and Gravedigger.
Sinsyde & Demonite vs. Ogre & Gravedigger
Just as Ogre and Gravedigger seemed to have the match won, out of nowhere came Lord Randolph. The former Dominion member ran out to the ring and knocked out both Gravedigger and Demonite with the help of a metal pole. Demonite crawled over Gravedigger for the pin, and the win for his team.
[Backstage]
Mistress of the Elements and Missy Maniac talk to Paramecium. There Missy "backstabs" Mistress by telling Paramecium that since Mistress is a rookie, she isn't worthy of a title shot yet.
Paramecium: Next week you'll fight my sister, Natalya the She-Devil and then at a later date, whether you he the belt or not I'll sign you to a match with Mistress of the Elements.
(both missy and mistress leave the dressing room)
Mistress of the Elements: (To Missy) You little bitch.
[Ring]
Kamikaze: My last tag team partner was a letdown. And don't be worried, I won't be teaming with him any more. But as far as I'm concerned, I should still be Tag Team Champion. I could beat Scott Thunder and Dellico by myself. But I can't get a title shot until I find a new tag team partner. Therefor tonight I'm going to be wrestling Dellico to prove that even though he got the pin over my partner, he could never get the pin over ME.
[Backstage]
Thunder: Now listen up Dellico--
Dellico: That's DMS
Thunder: Whatever, I just want you to know that tonight I'm not going to be there to save your ass. When you go out there and fight Kamikaze you're going to be alone.
Dellico: I know.
Thunder: Good, and I would say it's been nice knowing you, but it hasn't.
[Ring]
Kamikaze def. Dellico
[Backstage]
Bad Boy Barrett convinces Paramecium to give him a title shot.
[Ring]
Lestat & Boogie Man def. Natalya & Jade in mixed tag match.
[Ring]
Paramecium def. Bad Boy Barrett to retain the World Heavyweight Championship.
[Ring]
First Blood Tag Match
Spaz & Draco def. Arachnid & Allen Vector when Sinsyde interfears and hits Arachnid over the head with a barbed wire baseball bat.
[Ring]
Scott Thunder vs. Crack-Edd
Just as Thunder apply's the figure four to Crack-Edd, Mr. Malicious takes out the referee and crack's a chair over Thunder's head. Knocking him out cold. Malicious then drapes the limp Crack-Edd over Thunder. Dellico comes out to the ring attempting to help his fallen comrade, but Malicious crack's the steel chair over his head as well and caries him off.
The referee wakes up just in time to count the pin in favor of Crack-Edd.
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