The Exclusive is a new weekly talk segment, initiated by Mr. Malicious and hosted by the T.W.O. Interviewer. This week's guests: Zygoplath & The Druid.
The T.W.O. Interviewer began by asking how Zygoplath & The Druid became friends. Up until Rage Party '03 (a couple weeks back) they had been hated enemies. But according to Zygoplath & The Druid, during the course of their PPV match they realized that they actually had more in common than they thought. When they became enraged with the referee, they chokeslammed her and skipped off into the sunset.
Since then, Zygoplath & The Druid have spent a lot of time together, trained together, and even competed in tag team action last week. Even though they lost, they said they would love to do it again. Then the T.W.O. Interviewer asked about Zygoplath's tag team partner Superbman. (Together Zygoplath & Superbman comprise the tag team "Out of This World")
Zygoplath said last-he-heard, Superbman was doing well and would soon return to action. But surprise-surprise, "soon" came sooner than Zygoplath thought as Superbman came out to the ring.
Superbman: How could you join forces with The Druid after he took me out of action?
Zygoplath: I'm sorry but I didn't intend for it to work out that way.
Superbman: Where you planning on replacing me as your tag team partner?
Zygoplath: NO! I was going to tell you as soon as you got back. I was hoping the 3 of us could tag together.
Superbman: The three of us? You want me to team with him?
Druid: I'm terribly sorry for injuring you. I was having a bad day and I didn't mean to take it out on you personally. Sometimes I take things a little too far.
Zygoplath: I thought his attitude could come in handy for us. He can be a fierce competitor and very intimidating to our opponents. He can help us win matches. Maybe even regain the Tag Team Championships.
Superbman: That sounds like a good idea... I guess.
The Druid: Give me a chance, you won't regret it.
Zygoplath: Besides, would you rather have him working with us or against us?
Superbman: I guess I would have to say... with. But he isn't from another planet like you and I. Could he really be part of a team called Out of This World?
The Druid: Just because I am not literally from another planet, doesn't mean that I'm not from a strange place and thought of as different. Just think of me as being "Out of This World" from a figurative standpoint.
Superbman: I guess I could give it a try.
T.W.O. Interviewer: Good, because I've just been told that since Superbman has now been given a doctor's release, the three of you will be in 6-man tag team competition next week. And your opponents will be the 3 person team of Law & Order.