Spaz came out to the ring wondering why Mr. Malicious would be the challenger for tonight's World Title Shot. Didn't anyone see Spaz on Trash Talkin' last week? Why wasn't he being shown any respect?
When Spaz refused to leave the ring, T.W.O. CEO Paramecium called for officials to escort him out of the arena. An irate Spaz screamed all the way to the cab which awaited him outside. Paramecium apologized for the inconvenience and proceeded to make a special announcement.
Paramecium's Tag Team Championship partner Scott Thunder came out to the ring, and Paramecium crowned Thunder the new President of the T.W.O. The theory behind this move was that with the CEO and the new President calling the shots, it would prevent the T.W.O. Board of Commissioners from attempting to sign unjust matches for the Tag Team Champions.
To celebrate, Paramecium & Scott Thunder left to have drinks, while the T.W.O. Board of Commissioners decided to take over signing matches for the night.
Natas vs. Lamirda
The Mexican luchadore Lamirda took on Natas in our first match at Dangerzone 77.
Lamirda continued to prove his worth, in the Lightheavyweight division as he defeated Natas for the 1-2-3.
New T.W.O. HaRdCoRe Champion Allen Vector made his way to his dressing room. When Vector turned on the light, he was shocked to see The Druid standing in the shadows.
When Vector asked the Druid what he was doing there, the lights went out. When the lights came back on, The Druid was gone!
It was announced that Allen Vector would defend his newly won HaRdCoRe Championship, tonight, against The Druid.
Skarekro vs. Billy HaRdCoRe
Our next match saw the bizarre Skarekro take on newcomer Billy HaRdCoRe.
In only his 3rd official match with the T.W.O. Billy HaRdCoRe defeated the more experienced Skarekro.
Winner: Billy HaRdCoRe
The AssassiNation asked T.W.O. Women's Champion Missy Maniac if she would be interested in joining their group. AssassiNation leader Bad Boy Barrett said their group really needed a Champion to achieve mainstream exposure, while fellow member Nymphous Fornicate thought it would be cool to share their dressing room with a chick.
When Missy Maniac turned them down, Barrett and Fornicate became irate and continued to walk down the hall.
Suddenly, they saw another girl. When Barrett asked her name, she said, Nikki.
"Well, Nikki, I'm Bad Boy Barrett," Barrett said, "and I was wondering if you might be interested in getting a little naughty tonight?"
Missy Maniac saw what was transpiring and broke things up. "Leave her alone! She's with me!" Missy said, and the girls walked away.
As Nymphous Fornicate watched the girls walk away he said, "now that is naughty!"
Army Dude vs. 'Cunning' Chris
Lightheavyweight Champion 'Cunning' Chris defended his belt against Army Dude. The Dude was warned not to use the plunger in the match, but he did anyway. However, our Champion still came out victorious with the Frankensteiner.
Winner: 'Cunning' Chris
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Today's episode of Trash Talkin' featured former HaRdCoRe Champion and two time Tag Team Champion Lestat. Lestat talked about his success in those divisions and his hopes to one day become T.W.O. World Heavyweight Champion.
Lestat said he would do whatever it took to receive a World Title shot, even if it meant he had to put his own career at stake, because he knew he could win the belt.
A message was then sent by the T.W.O. Board of Commissioners stating that Lestat and Spaz would compete next week at Dangerzone 78, with the winner being crowned number 1 contender at the World Heavyweight Championship.
The Druid vs. Allen Vector
The mysterious Druid was given his biggest match to date as he challenged Allen Vector for the HaRdCoRe Championship. It was a grueling defense for Vector as The Druid does not seem to process pain. In the end Allen Vector gained the victory.
Winner: Allen Vector
Missy Maniac and her friend Nikki were talking in their dressing room when the AssassiNation barged in. AssassiNation leader Bad Boy Barrett asked the girls if they minded the company and the girls replied with an enthusiastic "YES!"
"You and 'Naughty' Nikki sure learn to be more gracious to your guests," replied Nymphous Fornicate.
"You aren't guests, and if you have a problem realizing that, we can always settle this in the ring," replied Missy.
"Are you saying a possible tag match?" inquired Barrett, "Boys vs. the Girls?"
"Is there something wrong with that?" asked Missy.
"No. Nothing wrong. Nothing at all," answered Nymphous.
"How about tonight? My place?" asked Barrett.
"How about next week, Dangerzone 78, in the ring!" yelled Missy.
"Now get out so we can discuss strategy!" yelled Nikki.
As the guys left, they turned to each other and said, "Naughty!"
The Acronyms vs. Law & Order
In a big tag team brawl The Acronyms took on the Wrestling Enforcer brothers of Law & Order. The match grew even more hellish as the 3rd member of Law & Order, Narc, made his presence felt.
Winners: The Acronyms (PAB & DMS)
In Paramecium & Scott Thunder's absence, the T.W.O. Board of Commissioners made a shocking announcement. Next week, Spaz & Lestat will compete at Dangerzone 78, in singles competition.
The winner between Spaz & Lestat would be named number 1 contender at Stryknieghn's World Heavyweight Championship.
World Heavyweight Championship
Mr. Malicious vs. Stryknieghn
In his first title defense, World Heavyweight Champion Stryknieghn defended the belt against a man who is not a stranger to gold Mr. Malicious. By defeating the veteran Malicious, Stryknieghn proved his Championship victory was not a fluke.