[Backstage]
Korpral walked up to and knocked on a door marked "unisex."
Korpral: Are you decent?
Muffled Voice: Yes. Come in.
Korpral: (enters) Can you believe what that Jackass said about us last week.
Army Dudette: Yeah, I know. There are obviously not any feelings between us. right?
Korpral: Oh of course not.
Dudette: Good, because I know I don't have feelings for you.
Korpral: And I don't have feelings for you either, I mean you're a... well, you used to be a... and I'm not... you know--
Dudette: Of course not. You're a man's man.
Korpral: What does that mean?
Dudette: You know what, I'm not sure. That's just what they say. You know, Joe Six-Pack, eats red meet, scratches himself in public. That kinda guy.
Korpral: I guess that's me. Anyway, I wanted to apologize again for, you know, discharging you from the Army... and kicking your ass a few weeks back... and causing you to change into a woman... and all that stuff.
Dudette: Don't worry about it. Actually I'm better off. I get free drinks at the bar. I get to wear multi-colored underwear. And I don't have to worry about aiming for the toilet any more. Was there another reason you came here tonight?
Korpral: I was wondering if you'd like to be my tag team partner again?
Dudette: I was going to go shopping for bras later.
Korpral: Not tonight. Next week. I was going to sign us up for tag action at ICON TV 3.
Dudette: Why do you want to be my tag partner again?
Korpral: Well, the T.W.O. is coming to a close soon and I'd just like to patch things up between us before it does.
Dudette: Sure, I can do one more tag match with you.
Korpral: OK, I'll see you here next week.
Dudette: Great, it's a date.
Korpral: Uh... what?
Dudette: I'm joking.
Korpral: Oh. Funny.
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